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Welcome GModland! Idiocy shall now ensue.
(No signups. Just drop your character into a story as randomly as you possibly can to begin. Nothing here has to make sense, it just has one rule: You spawn it, you control it. (If it's a character to any degree whatsoever.))
A sandvich with a heavy's head in place of the olive appeared. "I AM SANDVICH!"
It exploded, leaving behind nothing but a Blockgineer. He began floating around aimlessly.
The Blockgineer floated at an extremely slow pace toward the Reenigne. "I am BLOCKgineer." it said, after stopping.
Scout came in flying on a Rainbow Dash. "Friendship is freakin' magic!"
They crashed into a wall and exploded. Somehow nobody was harmed by the blast.
The Blockgineer screamed, and exploded. In its place stood a Demoman wielding an eyelander and wearing a Tam O' Shanter with a snapped pupil.
"Welcome to that Demo's a bloody spy!" A platform with three demomen rose up from the ground. "GO!" He said, pointing at the Scout. "Which of that demo's a bloody spy?'
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The Scout, now with a hilariously deformed face, pointed his index finger forward and aimed it at one of the demomen, constantly switching between which one he was pointing at as if he was unable to decide.
The Spy facepalmed and took off his mask. "This is getting awkward!"
The Demoman began laughing, before saying "Scout! You BOOM!"
The Demo had taken the time to surround the scout with stickybombs when he was indecisive. "Ha!" They detonated.
The Scout flew into the air, his limbs flailing around like a ragdoll.
He landed on Rainbow Dash's back, motionless.
Then his body fused itself into Rainbow Dash, implanting his consciousness into a portion of her mind to ensure his survival.
Scout looked at his new body. "Wait, what?"
"What?" The Demoman said, looking at the Scout.
The Demoman collapsed and was replaced by a second one wearing the unicorn hat from the latest Halloween update. (Don't know the name of it.)
The new Demoman began smacking the Scout over the head with the frying pan until something happened. "Dominated! Accordin' to unicorn law, you're me bloody wife now!"
Scout, who I shall now refer to as the new Rainbow Dash, rubbed
his her head with a hoof. "Oy!"
She was beginning to get aggravated as her head turned an unnatural shade of red.
"BOOM!" he said, once more.
Reenigne exploded into fire, bombs, and kittens. In his place was Firebombkittenman, a Scout that had nothing to do with fire, bombs, or kittens.
"Need a telesentrispencer here!"
A Soldier wearing a Ghastly Gibus appeared out of nowhere. He began screaming and flailing around like an idiot.
"What?" Teh Demo said.
Meanwhile a human pyramid made of ten Spies was standing in the corner. Pyro tossed a large bowling ball and knocked down all of them. He/she threw his/her arms in the air and made happy sounds.
A train with a Demoman's face on it plowed through the pyro without moving it or even harming it. "I'm a train." It said.
The Gibus Soldier jumped on top of the Demotrain, and it flew off into the sun.
The Demoman noticed the Pyro and immediately carried the Rainbow Dash over to it. "HOOOOH!" The Demo said, greeting the pyro.
Firebombkittenman's brain suddenly teleported to France. A million-gallon vat of custard dumped over him without warning. He then exploded and came back together.
Pyro waved at the Demoman. Then he noticed Rainbow Dash. Immediately he grabbed her and gave her a hug.
A Spy shifted across the ground like a snake, looking for some prey. He took one of Pyro's shoes with his teeth and ate it. He smiled widely, bits of rubber staining his teeth.
The Demoman looked at a nearby calendar, then at the Spy. "Boom! 1,000 YEARS!" The Demoman reappeared on the moon. "... Thankfully I already don't remember this."
Luna cheered, excited that she was no longer alone on the moon.
Meanwhile Rainbow Dash was struggling to get out of Pyro's grip.
Pyro kicked the Spy with his bare foot, and the Spy bit him back. The Pyro did not react.
The Demotrain had gone far off course and began barreling towards the moon. More specifically towards the Demoman and Luna.
"Demotrain. SEE?" the Demotrain said, flying with no pattern whatsoever.
"Now, that is what I wanna see!" the Gibus Soldier said, still riding atop the Demotrain. Exactly 0.31 seconds later, it immediately ran over the Demoman and Luna, now carrying them.
"What?" The Demoman said.
"I'm a bloody train!" The Demotrain yelled in response.
The Demotrain's 573 passengers, all from Seeland, fired off their various weapons. The Medisees fired off See-rays, The Pyrosees fired off See-bombs, The Seespies fired off Sappersees, and even the legendary Seeman made an appearance. None of them managed to hit Firebombkittenman, nor did they hit the projectile. The Demotrain was struck down, and exploded. The Gibus Soldier was DED. The passengers were DED. The Demotrain was also DED. Pootis Mann, who had not even been mentioned up until this point, was DED too.
Meanwhile, for some reason, the only survivors of the Demotrain were the Demoman and Luna. (And obviously everyone that was smart enough not to ride the Demotrain or be hit by it when it crashed.) The Demoman began laughing for no reason.
Firebombkittenman chucked a minuscule Firebombkittenman at the Demoman.
Meanwhile, Sinisheavy was devouring some innocent rocks. He noticed Firebombkittenman and then said
"RUN RUN RUN I'm coming for you!"
Luna started laughing maniacally too, and put a hoof around Demoman's shoulder.
Rainbow Dash finally stopped struggling, and reciprocated Pyro's hug with a sigh. Pyro held onto her as if she was a baby.
The Spy began to cultivate his very own sandvich garden. Surprisingly, none of them exploded.
(In this post, there is finally what could be considered a "legitimate" antagonist!) A giant Heavy's head grew out of the ground in the Spy's garden.
The head hovered over to the Demoman and opened its mouth.
"HaaAaaH!" it said, firing a sandvich out.
The Demoman stopped laughing and looked at the sandvich. "That Heavy's a train station!"
"SANDVICH MAKE YOU DED!" The sandvich glowed red for a moment.
"What?" The Demoman said, before a flash of white light bathed the area. The sandvich stopped glowing and the Demo was no longer present in human form. His head now replaced the olive on the sandvich. "You are going to DED now. Not big souprice." The Demosandvich flew back into the Heavy's mouth, screaming. "Nom."
The Heavy's Head floated off towards Firebombkittenman.