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#26 October 26, 2012 1:56:04 AM

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Re: 1001 things you OBVIOUSLY shouldn't do

118: Don't let broken glass tell you lies, bleed your soul and blind your eyes
119: Don't date nice girls with gum disease
120: Don`t put on special pants and board a plane to France

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#27 October 27, 2012 3:23:12 AM

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Re: 1001 things you OBVIOUSLY shouldn't do

121: Don't look at Slendy
122: Freak out and beg your parents for a skydiving trip, then in the middle of it you unbuckle your parachute
123: Put Fluttershy on a cheerleading team


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#28 October 27, 2012 7:41:13 PM

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Re: 1001 things you OBVIOUSLY shouldn't do

124. Don't kick a dead tree.
125. Don't kick a full-grown dragon in the nose.
126. Don't kick yourself.
127. Don't let Spike share his leftover muffins with you.


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#29 October 27, 2012 8:36:31 PM

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128. Don't enter a staring contest eith Derpy
129. Don't try to beat Dashie with swag

(i stole ideas out of your sig :D)


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#30 October 28, 2012 10:04:10 PM

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130. Don't lose all hope when school is canceled for two days but then comes back in less than a second.
131. Don't lay off on math homework that you have trouble doing until the end of the quarter.
132. Don't count to 1002 in search of things you obviously shouldn't do. (It rhymes!)


"A regular Friday audience, 90 percent feminine and 100 percent well-bred, sat stoically yesterday through thirty minutes of the most cacophonous world premiere ever heard here - the first performance anywhere of a new Violin Concerto by Arnold Schoenberg. Yesterday's piece combines the best sound effects of a hen yard at feeding time, a brisk morning in Chinatown and practice hour at a busy music conservatory. The effect on the vast majority of hearers is that of a lecture on the fourth dimension delivered in Chinese." -An anonymous Philadelphia Record reviewer, on Schoenberg's Op. 36 Violin Concerto.

"I am delighted to add another unplayable work to the repertoire." -Arnold Schoenberg, on his Op. 36 Violin Concerto.

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#31 October 28, 2012 10:16:50 PM

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133. Don't use the sewer as a swimming pool.


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#32 October 30, 2012 2:50:37 PM

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Re: 1001 things you OBVIOUSLY shouldn't do

134. Don't practice diving into your bathtub.
135. Don't read BEN at night.
136. Don't ever listen to Song of Unhealing 10 Hours.
137. Don't look into Majora's eyes.
138. Don't break two lamps in one week.


"A regular Friday audience, 90 percent feminine and 100 percent well-bred, sat stoically yesterday through thirty minutes of the most cacophonous world premiere ever heard here - the first performance anywhere of a new Violin Concerto by Arnold Schoenberg. Yesterday's piece combines the best sound effects of a hen yard at feeding time, a brisk morning in Chinatown and practice hour at a busy music conservatory. The effect on the vast majority of hearers is that of a lecture on the fourth dimension delivered in Chinese." -An anonymous Philadelphia Record reviewer, on Schoenberg's Op. 36 Violin Concerto.

"I am delighted to add another unplayable work to the repertoire." -Arnold Schoenberg, on his Op. 36 Violin Concerto.

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#33 October 30, 2012 10:43:51 PM

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Re: 1001 things you OBVIOUSLY shouldn't do

139. Don't make me angry when I'm holding a large rock.
140. Don't try to walk through walls.


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#34 October 31, 2012 3:37:38 AM

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141. Don't surgically change your eyes to be like Derpy's eyes; all it does is make your eyesight worse. The reason Derpy can deal with it is because she actually has the brain power to control both of her eyes independently. She can see just fine... most of the time.


"Now wipe your eyes, blow your nose, and smile before we take off." - Paula Polestar, from EarthBound

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#35 October 31, 2012 8:25:35 PM

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Re: 1001 things you OBVIOUSLY shouldn't do

115. Don't be Trixie.
116. Don't be Nightmare Moon.
117. Don't be Discord.
118. Don't be any of the Changelings.


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#36 November 1, 2012 2:14:38 AM

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SplatKirby wrote:

142. Don't be Trixie.
143. Don't be Nightmare Moon.
144. Don't be Discord.
145. Don't be any of the Changelings.

Fix 'em!

146. Don't make errors in your miscalculations.


"A regular Friday audience, 90 percent feminine and 100 percent well-bred, sat stoically yesterday through thirty minutes of the most cacophonous world premiere ever heard here - the first performance anywhere of a new Violin Concerto by Arnold Schoenberg. Yesterday's piece combines the best sound effects of a hen yard at feeding time, a brisk morning in Chinatown and practice hour at a busy music conservatory. The effect on the vast majority of hearers is that of a lecture on the fourth dimension delivered in Chinese." -An anonymous Philadelphia Record reviewer, on Schoenberg's Op. 36 Violin Concerto.

"I am delighted to add another unplayable work to the repertoire." -Arnold Schoenberg, on his Op. 36 Violin Concerto.

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#37 November 1, 2012 3:40:30 AM

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147. Don't call yourself the Mud King if you trip and fall into dirt.


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#38 November 1, 2012 11:06:01 AM

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148. Don't call anyone "as slow as molasses going up a hill in January".
149. Don't make yourself believe that Canada is overseas from here.


"A regular Friday audience, 90 percent feminine and 100 percent well-bred, sat stoically yesterday through thirty minutes of the most cacophonous world premiere ever heard here - the first performance anywhere of a new Violin Concerto by Arnold Schoenberg. Yesterday's piece combines the best sound effects of a hen yard at feeding time, a brisk morning in Chinatown and practice hour at a busy music conservatory. The effect on the vast majority of hearers is that of a lecture on the fourth dimension delivered in Chinese." -An anonymous Philadelphia Record reviewer, on Schoenberg's Op. 36 Violin Concerto.

"I am delighted to add another unplayable work to the repertoire." -Arnold Schoenberg, on his Op. 36 Violin Concerto.

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#39 November 7, 2012 4:48:01 AM

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Re: 1001 things you OBVIOUSLY shouldn't do

150. DON'T PRESS THE RED BUTTON!
151. Don't pull the wrong lever.
152. Don't try to breath in space.


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#40 November 7, 2012 9:51:57 PM

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153. Don't make your avatar and sig the same picture. (Whoops.)
154. Don't save a private Microsoft Office document on your school computer without a password to get in.


"A regular Friday audience, 90 percent feminine and 100 percent well-bred, sat stoically yesterday through thirty minutes of the most cacophonous world premiere ever heard here - the first performance anywhere of a new Violin Concerto by Arnold Schoenberg. Yesterday's piece combines the best sound effects of a hen yard at feeding time, a brisk morning in Chinatown and practice hour at a busy music conservatory. The effect on the vast majority of hearers is that of a lecture on the fourth dimension delivered in Chinese." -An anonymous Philadelphia Record reviewer, on Schoenberg's Op. 36 Violin Concerto.

"I am delighted to add another unplayable work to the repertoire." -Arnold Schoenberg, on his Op. 36 Violin Concerto.

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#41 November 8, 2012 1:41:35 AM

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155. Don't walk on ceilings unless you're Pinkie Pie or Discord. Big boo boos.
156. Don't shout "YEAH! AWESOME! THIS IS SO COOL!!!!!!!!!!1111111eleven" when people are taking a moment of silence for 9/11.
157. Don't let Steven Theissen get hurt.


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#42 November 8, 2012 10:22:09 PM

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158. Don't call the seventh graders at my school "sevvys".


"A regular Friday audience, 90 percent feminine and 100 percent well-bred, sat stoically yesterday through thirty minutes of the most cacophonous world premiere ever heard here - the first performance anywhere of a new Violin Concerto by Arnold Schoenberg. Yesterday's piece combines the best sound effects of a hen yard at feeding time, a brisk morning in Chinatown and practice hour at a busy music conservatory. The effect on the vast majority of hearers is that of a lecture on the fourth dimension delivered in Chinese." -An anonymous Philadelphia Record reviewer, on Schoenberg's Op. 36 Violin Concerto.

"I am delighted to add another unplayable work to the repertoire." -Arnold Schoenberg, on his Op. 36 Violin Concerto.

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#43 November 8, 2012 11:08:01 PM

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Wow, they actually did that when I was in middle school too.

159. Don't throw a mirror at a rock.


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#44 November 12, 2012 2:25:22 AM

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160.
Don't try to read the my immortal fanfic.
Just don't.


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#45 November 13, 2012 12:05:46 AM

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161. Don't walk into the gym locker rooms at my school unless you are wearing a Hazmat suit.


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#46 November 21, 2012 2:21:02 AM

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162. Don't be King Sombra
163. Don't bring Hitler back to life
164. Don't cause the end of the world
165. Don't pretend to Hasbro to file a fake copyright claim to take a video down, if you don't like it, just don't watch it again, as simple as that.

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#47 November 21, 2012 2:27:04 AM

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166. Don't try make friends with a creeper
167. or a zombie
168. or a skeleton
169. or a spider
170. Don't kill your friend

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#48 December 3, 2012 10:28:55 PM

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171. Don't let your friend kill you.
172. Don't refresh the page while typing a forum post.
173. Don't tell your teacher that you "accidentally" downloaded 104 tracks from here.
174. Don't send inappropriate things by an e-mail server where your school admins can see it.


"A regular Friday audience, 90 percent feminine and 100 percent well-bred, sat stoically yesterday through thirty minutes of the most cacophonous world premiere ever heard here - the first performance anywhere of a new Violin Concerto by Arnold Schoenberg. Yesterday's piece combines the best sound effects of a hen yard at feeding time, a brisk morning in Chinatown and practice hour at a busy music conservatory. The effect on the vast majority of hearers is that of a lecture on the fourth dimension delivered in Chinese." -An anonymous Philadelphia Record reviewer, on Schoenberg's Op. 36 Violin Concerto.

"I am delighted to add another unplayable work to the repertoire." -Arnold Schoenberg, on his Op. 36 Violin Concerto.

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#49 December 30, 2012 10:12:07 AM

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175. Don't eat a lit M-80
176. Don't set daylight on fire. It will burn on its own.


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18:58 - "You have fifteen minutes to move your car."
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#50 December 30, 2012 3:31:09 PM

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177. Don't set grass on fire.
178. Don't tease the Apple family.


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