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#1 January 28, 2013 2:22:31 AM

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Your wish has been corrupted!

This is a relatively well-known game among forums. One user makes a wish, and the next user explains how that wish goes terribly and hilariously wrong. Then they make a wish.

Example:
User1: I wish I had a cookie!
User2: Granted. You bite into it and find half a worm inside.
I wish I could fly!
User1: Granted, but your power runs out while you are flying. You plummet to the ground and your body is spread over all of Texas. Your remains fertilize the ground and cause the deserts to grow grass, allowing more wildlife to thrive there.
I wish I had a computer.
User3: Granted, but it explodes. And the computer you used to post that explodes too.
I wish my back would stop hurting.

So I'll start.

I wish that there was an easily accessible portal that leads into Equestria and back.


"Now wipe your eyes, blow your nose, and smile before we take off." - Paula Polestar, from EarthBound

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#2 January 28, 2013 2:29:10 AM

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Re: Your wish has been corrupted!

Granted, but the portal ends up glitching and makes you get stuck in Equestria.
And, coincidentally, a meteor's about to hit it.

I wish Punk from Mega Man existed.

The Mega Man Knowledge Base wrote:

Punk (パンク Panku?) is the second of the "Mega Man Killer" robots created by Dr. Wily to destroy Mega Man. He attacks using his weapon, Screw Crusher, or turning into a spiked ball. He is a very tough Robot Master, as he causes a lot of damage and none of the weapons from Mega Man III besides the Mega Buster works on him; however, in Mega Man V his attacks and defenses are weaker. He reappears as one of the downloadable bosses in Mega Man 10, alongside Enker and Ballade.


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#3 January 28, 2013 2:31:37 AM

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Re: Your wish has been corrupted!

Granted, but he's evil and destroys the town.

I wish I had four arms.


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#4 January 28, 2013 2:34:53 AM

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Re: Your wish has been corrupted!

Granted, but they're disconnected from your nervous system. Including the old ones.

I wish Punk from Mega Man existed, he was friendly, he follows my every command, anyone else who wants a Punk gets their own, no paradoxes are caused, and the wish will not affect me in any way.

The Mega Man Knowledge Base wrote:

Punk (パンク Panku?) is the second of the "Mega Man Killer" robots created by Dr. Wily to destroy Mega Man. He attacks using his weapon, Screw Crusher, or turning into a spiked ball. He is a very tough Robot Master, as he causes a lot of damage and none of the weapons from Mega Man III besides the Mega Buster works on him; however, in Mega Man V his attacks and defenses are weaker. He reappears as one of the downloadable bosses in Mega Man 10, alongside Enker and Ballade.


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#5 January 28, 2013 2:37:18 AM

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Re: Your wish has been corrupted!

Granted, but all the Punks accidentally self-destruct.

I wish that the weekends from school were longer.


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#6 January 28, 2013 2:40:55 AM

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Re: Your wish has been corrupted!

Granted, but they're only longer if Punk exists.

I wish Punk from Mega Man existed, he was friendly, he stays in perfect condition for the rest of my life, he follows my every command, anyone else who wants a Punk gets their own, no paradoxes are caused, and the wish will not affect me in any way.

The Mega Man Knowledge Base wrote:

Punk (パンク Panku?) is the second of the "Mega Man Killer" robots created by Dr. Wily to destroy Mega Man. He attacks using his weapon, Screw Crusher, or turning into a spiked ball. He is a very tough Robot Master, as he causes a lot of damage and none of the weapons from Mega Man III besides the Mega Buster works on him; however, in Mega Man V his attacks and defenses are weaker. He reappears as one of the downloadable bosses in Mega Man 10, alongside Enker and Ballade.


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#7 January 28, 2013 2:43:26 AM

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Re: Your wish has been corrupted!

Granted, but sometime after you die (past the year 2150) they accidentally self-destruct.

I wish I could eat anything (and like it) without being harmed.


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#8 January 28, 2013 2:46:31 AM

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Re: Your wish has been corrupted!

Granted. You end up eating a person and go to jail.
I wish I didn't have a crick in my neck from headbanging to Punk's theme so much.
(Seriously. This theme just makes you want to headbang.
)


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#9 January 28, 2013 3:13:10 AM

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Re: Your wish has been corrupted!

Granted, but you headbang some more and the crick comes back.

I wish that I was able to view that video on my laptop or my Wii.


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#10 January 28, 2013 3:17:50 AM

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Re: Your wish has been corrupted!

Granted, but Punk ends up turning real and trying to attack you with his weapon the Screw Crusher.
I wish for a flag.


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#11 January 28, 2013 3:27:47 AM

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Re: Your wish has been corrupted!

Granted, but it's the flag from Super Mario Bros. The sharp pixels cut your hand when you try to touch it.

I wish I had a cookie with an already half-eaten worm inside.


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#12 January 28, 2013 3:31:12 AM

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Re: Your wish has been corrupted!

Granted. The other half makes you sick.
I wish that Hades wasn't such a troll.


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#13 January 28, 2013 3:33:54 AM

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Re: Your wish has been corrupted!

Granted. He is 0.0000000000000000001% less of a troll now.

I wish the next episode of Doctor Who would come out sooner.


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#14 January 28, 2013 3:37:55 AM

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Granted. It stinks.
I wish Hades was no longer the gaming king of trolling.


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#15 January 28, 2013 12:09:45 PM

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Re: Your wish has been corrupted!

Granted, but now there's a hacking group called Sneezepants trying to get it back.


My browser history and I go way back. B)

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#16 January 28, 2013 4:43:49 PM

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Re: Your wish has been corrupted!

Your wish can't be granted. You never made one.

I wish for a 700 carat gold bar that is definitely mine, will be right next to me in the room I am standing in when it appears, IS SOLID, and can never melt until it's sold. Try to corrupt a wish that specific. I DARE YOU. 8)


18:43 - "You have thirty minutes to move your car."
18:58 - "You have fifteen minutes to move your car."
19:15 - "Your car has been crushed into a cube."
19:20 - "You have thirty minutes to move your cube."
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#17 January 28, 2013 5:11:11 PM

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Re: Your wish has been corrupted!

D'oh. I always forget the wish.

Granted, but an unknown force persuades you to sell it and then have the next owner melt it.

I wish for 1/21 of a little fishy.


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#18 January 28, 2013 5:57:07 PM

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Re: Your wish has been corrupted!

^Chuck Norris Timestamp.
P.S. Selling it was my intention.
CORRUPTION FAIL.

Wow. Fail AND Win in the same post.

Granted. The fish appears and is lodged in your throat.

I wish for NOTHING! (Most obvious thing to make backfire.)


18:43 - "You have thirty minutes to move your car."
18:58 - "You have fifteen minutes to move your car."
19:15 - "Your car has been crushed into a cube."
19:20 - "You have thirty minutes to move your cube."
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#19 January 28, 2013 6:04:36 PM

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Re: Your wish has been corrupted!

Granted, but you literally have nothing, and you are the only thing that exists anymore.
I wish for this wish not to be corrupted.


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#20 January 28, 2013 6:11:52 PM

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Re: Your wish has been corrupted!

Nothing Happens, but you wasted a wish. :derp:

I don't wish for anything (WATCH AS THE NEXT POST FAILS HORRIBLY!


18:43 - "You have thirty minutes to move your car."
18:58 - "You have fifteen minutes to move your car."
19:15 - "Your car has been crushed into a cube."
19:20 - "You have thirty minutes to move your cube."
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#21 January 28, 2013 7:20:03 PM

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Re: Your wish has been corrupted!

Granted. Everything turns into nothing. Including you. (Wahaha!)

I wish I didn't need to sleep at night.


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#22 January 28, 2013 7:29:44 PM

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Re: Your wish has been corrupted!

Granted. Now you're nocturnal and have to sleep during the day.

I wish I didn't have a wish to make.

Last edited by otnayupidstay (January 28, 2013 8:08:34 PM)


18:43 - "You have thirty minutes to move your car."
18:58 - "You have fifteen minutes to move your car."
19:15 - "Your car has been crushed into a cube."
19:20 - "You have thirty minutes to move your cube."
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#23 January 28, 2013 8:09:11 PM

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Re: Your wish has been corrupted!

BUMP.


18:43 - "You have thirty minutes to move your car."
18:58 - "You have fifteen minutes to move your car."
19:15 - "Your car has been crushed into a cube."
19:20 - "You have thirty minutes to move your cube."
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#24 January 28, 2013 8:22:31 PM

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Re: Your wish has been corrupted!

Granted, but someone else makes your wish for you. And it's not a good one.

I wish I had a 403 Forbiddena album.


My browser history and I go way back. B)

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#25 January 28, 2013 8:26:40 PM

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Re: Your wish has been corrupted!

Granted, but the servers all get a virus that bricks them and prevents them from having the OS reinstalled.

I wish I had steel fists.


18:43 - "You have thirty minutes to move your car."
18:58 - "You have fifteen minutes to move your car."
19:15 - "Your car has been crushed into a cube."
19:20 - "You have thirty minutes to move your cube."
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