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#1 January 28, 2013 2:29:02 AM

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Your wish has been granted!

This is my spinoff of "Your wish has been corrupted!". It has a much lighter feeling to it and is different from the other game. One user makes a wish. The next user grants that wish with no catch, and explains what happens after the wish is granted. Then they make a wish.

Example:
User1: I wish I had a cookie!
User2: Granted. You bite into it, and it's the best cookie you've ever had.
I wish I could fly!
User1: Granted. You travel the world, greeting foreigners and making new friends.
I wish I had a computer.
User3: Granted. It's the best model and takes absolutely no time to load anything.
I wish my back would stop hurting.

So I'll start.

I wish that there was an easily accessible portal that leads into Equestria and back.


"Now wipe your eyes, blow your nose, and smile before we take off." - Paula Polestar, from EarthBound

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#2 January 28, 2013 2:38:25 AM

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Re: Your wish has been granted!

Granted. You meet lots of new friends and end up getting a pony form in Equestria that you can change back into human in the normal world.

I wish Punk from Mega Man existed.

The Mega Man Knowledge Base wrote:

Punk (パンク Panku?) is the second of the "Mega Man Killer" robots created by Dr. Wily to destroy Mega Man. He attacks using his weapon, Screw Crusher, or turning into a spiked ball. He is a very tough Robot Master, as he causes a lot of damage and none of the weapons from Mega Man III besides the Mega Buster works on him; however, in Mega Man V his attacks and defenses are weaker. He reappears as one of the downloadable bosses in Mega Man 10, alongside Enker and Ballade.


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#3 January 28, 2013 2:40:56 AM

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Re: Your wish has been granted!

Granted. He decides to become a hero and you work together with him to save the world from bad guys and stuff.

I wish Twilight Sparkle would help me with my homework.


"Now wipe your eyes, blow your nose, and smile before we take off." - Paula Polestar, from EarthBound

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#4 January 28, 2013 2:44:38 AM

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Re: Your wish has been granted!

Granted. You end up getting your degree early and get a successful job.

(I'm going to include little stories just for fun.)
Punk and I end up buying a fancy house near California with tons of stuff. There's even a weapon testing room, a bowling alley, and a suicide booth! (Only used in dire situations.)
I wish the Sausage MLP users Rehydration, Sausagefanclub, Nintendoandfriends, SplatKirby, SonikuBrony, Orga1001, and MightyMetagross could come to my house.


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#5 January 28, 2013 3:00:48 AM

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Re: Your wish has been granted!

Granted. We all come over, bring some soda and potato chips, watch some episodes of MLP and then share some stories together. I write down your address and plan another meeting next week.

I wish Lyra would give me a hug. ('Cause I feel like it :lyra: )


"Now wipe your eyes, blow your nose, and smile before we take off." - Paula Polestar, from EarthBound

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#6 January 28, 2013 3:02:07 AM

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Re: Your wish has been granted!

Granted. She ends up giving you a cupcake and you meet together.
I wish I had all the weapons of X from Mega Man X.


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#7 January 28, 2013 3:09:02 AM

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Re: Your wish has been granted!

Granted, and you decide to play the game for real. Then you power through the game and destroy Sigma before he has a chance to transfer his program to a new body... LIEK A BOSS.

I wish I would be able to get that Derpy Hooves shirt myself so I can wear it at school and Orga1001 wouldn't be having to order the shirt for me instead.


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#8 January 28, 2013 3:11:28 AM

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Granted. It zooms your popularity up to OVER 9000!
I wish my computer was powerful enough to run WoW.


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#9 January 28, 2013 3:25:06 AM

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Re: Your wish has been granted!

Granted. You play the game and have a blast. Then you make it to the highest level and have even more of a blast. Then you get invited to join the developer team. Then you get promoted to leader. Then you get to create your own realm in the game. Then you make tons of sales and RULE TEH WORLD :evil:

I wish I could get inspiration for writing/continuing epic stories all the time.


"Now wipe your eyes, blow your nose, and smile before we take off." - Paula Polestar, from EarthBound

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#10 January 28, 2013 3:28:22 AM

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Re: Your wish has been granted!

Granted. You end up becoming the world's #1 writer.
I wish I was an Alicorn.


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#11 January 28, 2013 3:30:29 AM

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Re: Your wish has been granted!

Granted. You rule alongside Princesses Celestia and Luna, and absolutely nopony thinks of you as a Gary Stu.

I wish that people didn't have to take showers.


"Now wipe your eyes, blow your nose, and smile before we take off." - Paula Polestar, from EarthBound

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#12 January 28, 2013 3:35:00 AM

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Re: Your wish has been granted!

Granted. Soap ends up turning into free money.
I wish that I had the Flaming Sword of Justice.


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#13 January 28, 2013 7:20:11 AM

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Re: Your wish has been granted!

Granted. You use it to defeat the evil Ice Man, then later use it to slice the ribbon for your newest amusement park: "Flaming Sword of Justice Land".

I wish I could think of something to wish for.


"Now wipe your eyes, blow your nose, and smile before we take off." - Paula Polestar, from EarthBound

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#14 January 28, 2013 12:31:32 PM

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Re: Your wish has been granted!

Granted, and it's the best wish ever. You get a lot of funding to make it happen.

I wish I had a pet jellyfish.

"...and he shall be my squishy!" Dory, Finding Nemo


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#15 January 28, 2013 6:01:40 PM

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Re: Your wish has been granted!

Granted. You get 3 jellyfish.
I wish I could meet the mane 6.


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#16 January 28, 2013 7:31:06 PM

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Re: Your wish has been granted!

Granted. Not much to say about that, is there?

I wish I was supreme overlord of the universe. (Everypony has to have wished that at some point or another.)

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18:43 - "You have thirty minutes to move your car."
18:58 - "You have fifteen minutes to move your car."
19:15 - "Your car has been crushed into a cube."
19:20 - "You have thirty minutes to move your cube."
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#17 January 28, 2013 7:40:19 PM

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Re: Your wish has been granted!

Granted, but everyone rebels.


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#18 January 28, 2013 7:42:49 PM

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Re: Your wish has been granted!

1. No wish to grant.
2. Wrong TBG

Sausagefanclub wrote:

One user makes a wish. The next user grants that wish with no catch, and explains what happens after the wish is granted.

I wish the world was monochromatic.


18:43 - "You have thirty minutes to move your car."
18:58 - "You have fifteen minutes to move your car."
19:15 - "Your car has been crushed into a cube."
19:20 - "You have thirty minutes to move your cube."
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#19 January 28, 2013 7:48:09 PM

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Re: Your wish has been granted!

AHMAGURD THIS IS HARDER THAN IT WAS LAST YEAR

Granted, and it comes with other color options too.

I wish I had an ice cream cone.


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#20 January 28, 2013 7:55:43 PM

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Re: Your wish has been granted!

Granted. It's got all 285.4 flavors to choose from and you can change the flavor at any given time. It also automatically refills itself.

I wish Money DID grow on trees. Not bills. I mean gold coins.


18:43 - "You have thirty minutes to move your car."
18:58 - "You have fifteen minutes to move your car."
19:15 - "Your car has been crushed into a cube."
19:20 - "You have thirty minutes to move your cube."
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#21 January 28, 2013 7:56:37 PM

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Re: Your wish has been granted!

Granted, and they're extra-sparkly.

I wish some of the dreams I have at night were real.


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#22 January 28, 2013 11:43:48 PM

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Re: Your wish has been granted!

Granted, and you have good dreams from then on.
I wish for a giant laser cannon.


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#23 January 29, 2013 12:29:29 AM

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Granted, and it fires lasers in your favorite color without you telling it.


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#24 January 29, 2013 12:32:12 AM

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Re: Your wish has been granted!

No wish.
I wish I had a pet Enker. (Check my Top 50 Robot Masters thread.)


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#25 January 29, 2013 1:01:25 AM

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Re: Your wish has been granted!

Granted, but it attacks you upon purchase.

I wish I were 15.


"A regular Friday audience, 90 percent feminine and 100 percent well-bred, sat stoically yesterday through thirty minutes of the most cacophonous world premiere ever heard here - the first performance anywhere of a new Violin Concerto by Arnold Schoenberg. Yesterday's piece combines the best sound effects of a hen yard at feeding time, a brisk morning in Chinatown and practice hour at a busy music conservatory. The effect on the vast majority of hearers is that of a lecture on the fourth dimension delivered in Chinese." -An anonymous Philadelphia Record reviewer, on Schoenberg's Op. 36 Violin Concerto.

"I am delighted to add another unplayable work to the repertoire." -Arnold Schoenberg, on his Op. 36 Violin Concerto.

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