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#1 February 6, 2013 8:50:36 AM

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Iron Will Jokes

(Inspired by Post #4743)

We all know what Chuck Norris Jokes are, right?

Well if not, here's a brief explanation:
Chuck Norris is/was a martial arts champion who is notable for having a meme of himself on the internet where people would make jokes about him being ridiculously overpowered. Most, if not all of the jokes are usually hilariously fake of course.

So we're going to ponify that, and make jokes about Iron Will being ridiculously overpowered instead.

You can make as many jokes as you want per post.

I'll start, of course.

Iron Will didn't try to save Ponyville from Discord because he was the one who conjured him in the first place.
Iron Will once extracted one of his extremely rare tears. Today we know it as "Red Bull".
A cobra bit Iron Will one time. After 5 days of agonizing pain, the cobra died.
Iron Will has to hypnotise the mares to not be interested in him; otherwise they would keep flocking to him and covering his path.
Iron Will passed away due to a dangerous case of the hiccups when he was young, but Death still hasn't worked up the courage to tell him yet.
Iron Will doesn't wield weapons; weapons wield Iron Will.


"Now wipe your eyes, blow your nose, and smile before we take off." - Paula Polestar, from EarthBound

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February 6, 2013 8:50:36 AM

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#2 February 7, 2013 12:47:21 AM

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Re: Iron Will Jokes

Iron will once won a cooking contest by microwaving a hot pocket and beating up the judges.


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#3 February 18, 2013 8:48:56 PM

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Re: Iron Will Jokes

Iron Will does not search money, money finds Iron Will.
Iron Will did count twice to infinity.
If Iron Will falls in water, Iron Will wont get wet. The water gets Iron Will.


I iz teh PencilBRONY ;)
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#4 March 28, 2013 11:38:42 AM

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Re: Iron Will Jokes

Somepony once recorded IW really angry, with a chainsaw. He labeled it "Texas Chainsaw Massacre."


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#5 November 15, 2013 1:31:50 AM

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Re: Iron Will Jokes

Newton's Third Law is wrong. There is no equal and opposite reaction to Iron Will's whistle.


My browser history and I go way back. B)

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#6 April 23, 2014 11:58:48 PM

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Re: Iron Will Jokes

Nopony is perfect. Iron Will is nopony.
When Iron Will crosses the steet the cars have to look both ways.
Iron Will puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
Iron Will counted to infinity. Twice.
~desu

Last edited by ChaoticNeutral (April 23, 2014 11:59:21 PM)


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#7 April 24, 2014 8:32:40 PM

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Re: Iron Will Jokes

Celestia and Luna once had a fight. Iron Will won.
When someone insulted a brony while they were watching Putting Your Hoof Down, Iron Will suddenly came out of the screen. The rest is history.


"Now wipe your eyes, blow your nose, and smile before we take off." - Paula Polestar, from EarthBound

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#8 April 25, 2014 2:10:44 AM

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Re: Iron Will Jokes

Iron Will couldn't remove his nose ring
So his nose ring removed Iron Will
(Just had to share this:
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/261/837/ab5.gif )
~desu


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I probably look like one of those horse people to you~desu.
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#9 October 19, 2014 6:49:13 PM

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Re: Iron Will Jokes

The cure for cancer is Iron Will's sweat. Too bad Iron Will never sweats.


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