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#26 September 1, 2013 3:39:46 AM

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Re: TCOTNGOE: Simpler Times

Whitesound fell asleep on top of her. "Kitties...Kitties and rainbows..." Pinkie Pie splashed some water on their faces, which caused him to jolt upright. "What was that for?" He said, trying to get some of the water off of him. He was afraid of shaking it off because he thought a dog was nearby. Pinkie was too busy poking Mist in the face.


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#27 September 3, 2013 12:21:50 AM

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Re: TCOTNGOE: Simpler Times

Not your fault. XD It's partly me as well. I haven't done anything since post 10 or something.

Chilly, approaching Shedd, asked, "Do you know of any good urban legends?
"...PLEASE I'M A DESPERATE PONY"


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#28 September 3, 2013 2:15:10 AM

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Name: Solar Flare
Cutie Mark and Talent: Uh... Pass.
Gender: M
Species: Winged Unicorn (He prefers the term to "Alicorn")
Summary: Backstory TBD. Family unknown except for one sister by the name of Venus.
Picture (optional): See the topic on tulpae.

Solar was trotting through the streets of Ponyville, glancing around. He had been forced to leave many towns in the past because of his antics, and he figured that this was likely no exception. He had been deciding on whether to pull a town-wide prank or not, when he noticed a house that looked quaint (Mist's House). "Perfect..." he said as he began rubbing his forehooves together.

Last edited by otnayupidstay (September 3, 2013 3:01:38 AM)


18:43 - "You have thirty minutes to move your car."
18:58 - "You have fifteen minutes to move your car."
19:15 - "Your car has been crushed into a cube."
19:20 - "You have thirty minutes to move your cube."
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#29 September 3, 2013 10:13:06 PM

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Re: TCOTNGOE: Simpler Times

Mist woke up five minutes later with a handsome drawing of a mustache on her face. "What the... who did that?!"

Pinkie Pie giggled quietly as she kicked her marker under the sofa. Sidian laughed a little too.


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#30 September 4, 2013 12:11:55 AM

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Name: Rehydration
Cutie Mark and Talent: Three drops of water arranged in a triangle.
Gender: M
Species: Pegasus
Summary: Proclaimed himself the fifth-fastest flyer in Cloudsdale. Got a bad rep for his arrogance, but has never gotten below third place in every event he's competed in.
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Some new OC's of mine:
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Name: Axel
Cutie Mark and Talent: A microphone. Can sing like an angel, and can create sounds of such high frequency that they can and will cause unconsciousness to both him and anyone within a five-yard radius.
Gender: M
Species: Unicorn
Summary: Axel had abusive parents when he was younger. He ran away from home when he was five and began singing on the streets. People suggested he sing professionally, so they put in a couple good words for him. Of course, a lot of ponies hate him for his perfection.
Picture (optional): In my avatar.

Name: Iness
Cutie Mark and Talent: A mini record. She's Axel's unofficial manager and knows her way around any technilogical situation.
Gender: F
Species: Earth Pony
Summary: She was Axel's only childhood friend and decided to help him after hearing him perform.
Picture (optional): I'm too lazy to provide one.

The door burst open. "I'm so sorry I'm late!" A red unicorn in a black leather jacket shouted. Then he realized nopony was paying attention to him. "Oh, well. I could go meet whoever's just moved in."
A blue earth pony appeared behind him. "Relax, Axel. You don't have to be prompt and on time to every event in Equestria."
"Yeah, but Iness, I don't want to make a bad first impression on these ponies."
"And who might you be?" inquired a young, thin pegasus.
"Oh! Well, I'm Iness, and this is my friend Axel," said Iness.
"I'm Rehydration, and I'm happy to greet you. This is the welcome party for...um, actually, I have no idea."
"I was actually thinking of meeting them myself," said Axel, and walked up to the pair in the exact center of the room.


"A regular Friday audience, 90 percent feminine and 100 percent well-bred, sat stoically yesterday through thirty minutes of the most cacophonous world premiere ever heard here - the first performance anywhere of a new Violin Concerto by Arnold Schoenberg. Yesterday's piece combines the best sound effects of a hen yard at feeding time, a brisk morning in Chinatown and practice hour at a busy music conservatory. The effect on the vast majority of hearers is that of a lecture on the fourth dimension delivered in Chinese." -An anonymous Philadelphia Record reviewer, on Schoenberg's Op. 36 Violin Concerto.

"I am delighted to add another unplayable work to the repertoire." -Arnold Schoenberg, on his Op. 36 Violin Concerto.

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#31 September 4, 2013 2:58:01 AM

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Sidian turned to face Axel. "Might as well talk to the other ponies since they're all here. Hello, I'm Sidian and this pretty mare over here is Mist Whisper. Who might you be?"


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#32 September 4, 2013 10:51:50 AM

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Chilly grinned and said, "Go right ahead!"

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#33 September 4, 2013 11:01:40 AM

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"Hi! I'm Axel, and this is--whoa, where'd she go?" Axel looked surprised that his friend was lost in a party that half of Ponyville attended.


"A regular Friday audience, 90 percent feminine and 100 percent well-bred, sat stoically yesterday through thirty minutes of the most cacophonous world premiere ever heard here - the first performance anywhere of a new Violin Concerto by Arnold Schoenberg. Yesterday's piece combines the best sound effects of a hen yard at feeding time, a brisk morning in Chinatown and practice hour at a busy music conservatory. The effect on the vast majority of hearers is that of a lecture on the fourth dimension delivered in Chinese." -An anonymous Philadelphia Record reviewer, on Schoenberg's Op. 36 Violin Concerto.

"I am delighted to add another unplayable work to the repertoire." -Arnold Schoenberg, on his Op. 36 Violin Concerto.

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#34 September 4, 2013 9:09:47 PM

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Whitesound was too busy chugging down the punch as 15/20 ponies repeatedly egged him on [mainly by shouting "Chug!" over and over] to really notice much.


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#35 September 4, 2013 9:10:28 PM

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Name: Rubberfruit
Cutie Mark and Talent: A tire shaped watermelon.
Gender: M
Species: Unicorn
Summary: No real backstory, but seems to want to take everything as his own. Has the strangest of abilities: Can carry a ridiculous amount of things with no real known way of retrieving them, and the items don't weigh him down in the slightest. He always seems to have a stupid-looking grin on his face.
Picture (optional): You don't need a picture. This is just a temporary "villain" to set the first conflict. :razz:

Rubberfruit walked up behind Solar, who was scribbling an idea for a prank onto a napkin. He was incredibly startled when he heard the word "Mine". He turned to face Rubberfruit, who immediately grabbed the napkin and the quill Solar was using to write on it with his hoof. After this, the two items seemed to vanish into nowhere.

"Can I help you?" Solar asked. Rubberfruit put his hoof on Solar. "Mine." Solar appeared to vanish into nothingness. Rubberfruit walked straight through the closed door of Mist's home, breaking it down, afterwards claiming the shattered door, having it meet the same fate as Solar.

(Keep in mind: Rubberfruit isn't OP. His incredible greed and stupidity severely counteract his powers. He's more of an idiot than a villain. :lol:)

Last edited by otnayupidstay (September 4, 2013 9:12:39 PM)


18:43 - "You have thirty minutes to move your car."
18:58 - "You have fifteen minutes to move your car."
19:15 - "Your car has been crushed into a cube."
19:20 - "You have thirty minutes to move your cube."
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#36 September 4, 2013 9:37:53 PM

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Whitesound spit out all the punch from the sudden shock of the broken door, landing on Rubberfruit's face. He trotted over to him, the punch bowl in his mouth. "May I help you?" He asked in a muffled voice.

[Just don't make things too serious.Though he's an idiot, so that's unlikely.]


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#37 September 4, 2013 9:40:19 PM

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Rubberfruit walked over to Whitesound. "Mine." he said, taking the punch bowl. He looked at Whitesound, with the same broken expression he had since bursting through the door. It was actually a bit creepy.


18:43 - "You have thirty minutes to move your car."
18:58 - "You have fifteen minutes to move your car."
19:15 - "Your car has been crushed into a cube."
19:20 - "You have thirty minutes to move your cube."
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#38 September 4, 2013 9:59:58 PM

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"Umm..." Whitesound said under his breath. "No." He got a big plank of wood and covered up the big hole where the door was, but not before pushing Rubberfruit through it. "Okay..."


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#39 September 4, 2013 10:18:53 PM

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Mist turned toward the doorway. "Woah, why is the place cold all of a sudden? What the hay happened to the door?"
Nopony was taking her seriously while she had a mustache, so she trotted upstairs and washed off the ink.


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#40 September 4, 2013 10:55:09 PM

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Jap was throwing darts at the dartboard. "Zetsubou awaits you at the finish," he said, talking to the dartboard.


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#41 September 4, 2013 11:50:01 PM

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Re: TCOTNGOE: Simpler Times

(It's not going to be that easy.)

Rubberfruit begin taking the boards off of the doorway, claiming them one by one, saying "Mine." Each time.

Meanwhile, in who-knows-where, Solar began rooting through the various piles of random items.


18:43 - "You have thirty minutes to move your car."
18:58 - "You have fifteen minutes to move your car."
19:15 - "Your car has been crushed into a cube."
19:20 - "You have thirty minutes to move your cube."
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#42 September 5, 2013 12:18:16 AM

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(I know. What do you want me to do? :P)
Whitesound suddenly realized how weird this pony was. "Listen, pal...if you want something, you should go to a garage sale." He said, hoping he could reach an agreement, yet at the same time backing under the refreshments table. "They have all sorts of stuff you can steal."


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#43 September 5, 2013 1:00:12 AM

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"Here. Try these," Jap said, pushing some of his darts over to Whitesound. "Party games."


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#44 September 5, 2013 1:18:20 AM

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Rubberfruit began laughing at Whitesound, up until he noticed the darts. "Mine." Rubberfruit said, grabbing them.

Solar had come across a fancy-looking helmet and was trying it on to see if it fit. Out of nowhere, three darts came falling from the sky and bounced off of it. "The helmet might not fit, but it's apparently durable." he said, setting it down.


18:43 - "You have thirty minutes to move your car."
18:58 - "You have fifteen minutes to move your car."
19:15 - "Your car has been crushed into a cube."
19:20 - "You have thirty minutes to move your cube."
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#45 September 5, 2013 1:18:46 AM

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Sidian looked to Pinkie Pie inquisitively. "Do things like this normally happen in Ponyville?"
Pinkie nodded. "Yep!"


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#46 September 6, 2013 12:41:09 AM

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"Well, that's great. I lost my friend and one of the new residents," Axel muttered under his breath.

Meanwhile, Iness had noticed the strange stallion that had begun making things disappear. She followed him to the door, and when he finished claiming all of the boards in the door, Iness, meaning to surprise him, exclaimed, "Hey, mister! It's not nice to steal, in case you haven't heard!"

Rehydration turned his head towards the refreshments table, and, seeing the popular rock star Whitesound, trotted over to him. "What are you doing under the table? The refreshments are on the other side of it, silly."


"A regular Friday audience, 90 percent feminine and 100 percent well-bred, sat stoically yesterday through thirty minutes of the most cacophonous world premiere ever heard here - the first performance anywhere of a new Violin Concerto by Arnold Schoenberg. Yesterday's piece combines the best sound effects of a hen yard at feeding time, a brisk morning in Chinatown and practice hour at a busy music conservatory. The effect on the vast majority of hearers is that of a lecture on the fourth dimension delivered in Chinese." -An anonymous Philadelphia Record reviewer, on Schoenberg's Op. 36 Violin Concerto.

"I am delighted to add another unplayable work to the repertoire." -Arnold Schoenberg, on his Op. 36 Violin Concerto.

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#47 September 6, 2013 1:00:54 AM

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"What? Really? I gotta dig up some more on this!" Chilly said, excited.

"You wouldn't steal other ponies, would you?" Jap asked, a little nervous.


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#48 September 6, 2013 1:15:45 AM

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"Thanks! I could always use some company." Chilly headed off.


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#49 September 6, 2013 2:06:12 AM

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Whitesound gulped. "Hiding from the weird guy." He said, motioning to Rubberfruit. "Anyways, I don't think he'll notice us at this point. I think I'll get out." He did so, but just to be safe he got out on the other side. "You might wanna stay away from him." He shivered.


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#50 September 6, 2013 2:20:14 AM

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"Mine." Rubberfruit said, grabbing the table (somehow, along with everything on it).

Rubberfruit held up his hoof, and out of nowhere, Solar tumbled into a wall. "So that place doesn't go on forever..." he fell unconscious.


18:43 - "You have thirty minutes to move your car."
18:58 - "You have fifteen minutes to move your car."
19:15 - "Your car has been crushed into a cube."
19:20 - "You have thirty minutes to move your cube."
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