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#51 September 6, 2013 1:42:31 PM

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Re: TCOTNGOE: Simpler Times

"Where is all that stuff going, anyway?" Sidian wondered.
"Let's find out!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed as she ran toward Rubberfruit, pulling an unwilling Sidian with her.

Mist came downstairs and noticed what Pinkie was doing. "Sidian, no!"
"I can't stop her. She's stronger than me, it seems." Sidian replied.


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#52 September 6, 2013 4:03:07 PM

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Rubberfruit looked at the two ponies that were charging at him. He held out his hoof, pointing it at them. As they closed in, he began to laugh.

Right when they struck it, Rubberfruit said his signature line: "Mine." They both vanished and re-appeared falling from the sky in what seemed like an alternate realm. There were piles of various items everywhere (that had been sorted by Solar mere minutes ago). The whole area, except for the floor, the items, and the two ponies that had just appeared was pitch black.


18:43 - "You have thirty minutes to move your car."
18:58 - "You have fifteen minutes to move your car."
19:15 - "Your car has been crushed into a cube."
19:20 - "You have thirty minutes to move your cube."
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#53 September 6, 2013 8:49:44 PM

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Whitesound gulped. Without a word, he flew up the stairs onto the second floor. Without looking, he went into the room tilted "Mist's room." He took a deep breath, and inspected for something to hide under. [Some scene setting, SFC, please, if you want to.]

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#54 September 6, 2013 10:32:31 PM

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"Right away!" Chilly said. He started walking.


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#55 September 6, 2013 11:07:41 PM

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"Great. No noticing has been done," said Iness.

Axel noticed a certain pink pony dragging a certain brown pony towards a certain burgular pony, but just watched with some amusement.


"A regular Friday audience, 90 percent feminine and 100 percent well-bred, sat stoically yesterday through thirty minutes of the most cacophonous world premiere ever heard here - the first performance anywhere of a new Violin Concerto by Arnold Schoenberg. Yesterday's piece combines the best sound effects of a hen yard at feeding time, a brisk morning in Chinatown and practice hour at a busy music conservatory. The effect on the vast majority of hearers is that of a lecture on the fourth dimension delivered in Chinese." -An anonymous Philadelphia Record reviewer, on Schoenberg's Op. 36 Violin Concerto.

"I am delighted to add another unplayable work to the repertoire." -Arnold Schoenberg, on his Op. 36 Violin Concerto.

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#56 September 6, 2013 11:13:58 PM

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Re: TCOTNGOE: Simpler Times

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Whitesound gulped. Without a word, he flew up the stairs onto the second floor. Without looking, he went into the room tilted "Mist's room." He took a deep breath, and inspected for something to hide under. [Some scene setting, SFC, please, if you want to.]

(Mist's room is mostly barren except for a bed, a closet, a clothesdresser, a rug, some personal photos taped to the wall and a few various sentimental objects here and there. It'll have more stuff later; she and Sidian just moved in a few days ago after all)

Sidian was terrified for his life as he and Pinkie Pie fell through the air. Pinkie Pie looked down and noticed that they were about to fall directly on Solar. "Oh!" She wrapped a hoof around Sidian and got him to sit on her back, then stopped falling in midair and moved a few yards to her left. She then proceeded to fall the rest of the way, landing right next to Solar without any bruises. She turned to face him. "Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie!"
"And I'm traumatized." Sidian groaned.


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#57 September 7, 2013 6:16:55 AM

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"Wait, I'm back here again? WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN?!" Solar screamed in rage. (SFC may have failed to read a post, but I'm just going to let that logic break. :lol:)

Name: Scarlet Toolbox
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Summary: Has spent many years developing technology for ACRONYM, albeit repeatedly being rejected.

Rubberfruit began sparking for no apparent reason, as smoke bellowed from his ears. He suddenly collapsed as a red pegasus mare walked through the doorway. "Ugh... ACRONYM won't be pleased about this at all." she began to drag off Rubberfruit before being stopped. With a small flash of purple lightning, a tuft of orange hair appeared out of nowhere. Scarlet gasped. "That thing's actually capable of capturing PONIES?!" She looked at the machine in surprise.


18:43 - "You have thirty minutes to move your car."
18:58 - "You have fifteen minutes to move your car."
19:15 - "Your car has been crushed into a cube."
19:20 - "You have thirty minutes to move your cube."
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#58 September 7, 2013 9:00:32 PM

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"Wait, that's a machine?" Mist asked. "Well, at least now I know why it was so dumb. Can you get it to put back everything it stole?"


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#59 September 7, 2013 9:09:50 PM

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"That was easy," Jap said, stricken.


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#60 September 9, 2013 8:27:16 PM

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Scarlet grabbed the remote for the machine. "I suppose I could restore everything. You might want to stand about ten meters away from the machine. Twenty if you want to keep all of your legs." Scarlet pressed a button on the remote. Rubberfruit stood up. "Beep Boop. I am a robot." Rubberfruit said for no apparent reason before lifting up his hoof as it began to glow a bright blue.

Rubberfruit began to shake. The fabric that had made him look as though he were a real pony began to burn off, revealing the machinery inside, which was sparking more than a firework. Red lightning surrounded the machine. Its blue eyes slowly shifted to a menacing red, and finally a pure evil black. Rubberfruit began laughing. Or at least what was left of it.

Scarlet panicked and threw the remote at the machine. It was struck by a stray lightning bolt and exploded, before vanishing. "Mine." Rubberfruit said.

Several ponies looked angrily at Scarlet. "Well what did you expect me to do? That always works in the movies!"

"Mine." Rubberfruit said as a plate went spinning out of nowhere, barely missing Scarlet. Various other items appeared as well, until Mist's home looked like a run-down house that belonged to a hoarder.

Finally Solar went flying out of nowhere and hit the dart board. He panicked for a second, then noticed his horn was stuck in the bull's-eye. "Well what do you know?"


18:43 - "You have thirty minutes to move your car."
18:58 - "You have fifteen minutes to move your car."
19:15 - "Your car has been crushed into a cube."
19:20 - "You have thirty minutes to move your cube."
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#61 September 9, 2013 8:43:49 PM

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"0_o" Was all Jap said.
(Yes, we're doing the talking with smileys again. Nintendo might remember. XD)


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#62 September 9, 2013 10:20:31 PM

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"My house!" Mist cried. "Ugh, why me?"

Pinkie Pie was rooting through the pile of items in the empty black void. Every time she found something she liked she would announce its name, then throw it behind her shoulder.
"Did you find anything useful?" Sidian asked as a broken remote landed on his head. "Ow. What's this?" He tried fiddling around with the wires.


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#63 September 9, 2013 10:33:56 PM

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"My house!" Mist cried. "Ugh, why me?"

Pinkie Pie was rooting through the pile of items in the empty black void. Every time she found something she liked she would announce its name, then throw it behind her shoulder.
"Did you find anything useful?" Sidian asked as a broken remote landed on his head. "Ow. What's this?" He tried fiddling around with the wires.

This is one logic break I will NOT tolerate (For Pinkie Pie though, I might allow it. But you won't). Rubberfruit was absolutely destroyed, and as a result everything from the pocket dimension was sent back into the normal dimension. The pun being the pocket dimension was being used as a pocket. :razz:

Scarlet slowly walked away from the area.

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18:43 - "You have thirty minutes to move your car."
18:58 - "You have fifteen minutes to move your car."
19:15 - "Your car has been crushed into a cube."
19:20 - "You have thirty minutes to move your cube."
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#64 September 9, 2013 11:08:02 PM

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"Hello, former captives," Jap said calmly.


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#65 September 9, 2013 11:25:23 PM

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"Is everything over?" Whitesound asked, peeking out of Mist's room. Upon seeing the explosion, he flew down to Mist and said "Man, you've really let the place go."


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#66 September 9, 2013 11:30:06 PM

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"Yeah, could really use a unicorn's help to fix this mess..." Mist said sadly.


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#67 September 10, 2013 10:41:46 PM

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Solar stomped his hoof , standing in front of Scarlet. "WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?" He yelled.

"Look. I have to get back to ACRONYM HQ. No time to explain." was all she responded with, before trotting off and being hit in the face with the dart board. "Ouch?"

"Who, or what, is ACRONYM? What was that machine? I'm not letting you leave until you explain why what just happened did." Solar said, grabbing Scarlet.


18:43 - "You have thirty minutes to move your car."
18:58 - "You have fifteen minutes to move your car."
19:15 - "Your car has been crushed into a cube."
19:20 - "You have thirty minutes to move your cube."
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#68 September 10, 2013 11:44:49 PM

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"I'm terribly confused as to what the buck just happened." Iness approached Axel with this, to which he replied
"Don't ask me about anything. My mind is too mushed to comprehend anything right now, thank you."


"A regular Friday audience, 90 percent feminine and 100 percent well-bred, sat stoically yesterday through thirty minutes of the most cacophonous world premiere ever heard here - the first performance anywhere of a new Violin Concerto by Arnold Schoenberg. Yesterday's piece combines the best sound effects of a hen yard at feeding time, a brisk morning in Chinatown and practice hour at a busy music conservatory. The effect on the vast majority of hearers is that of a lecture on the fourth dimension delivered in Chinese." -An anonymous Philadelphia Record reviewer, on Schoenberg's Op. 36 Violin Concerto.

"I am delighted to add another unplayable work to the repertoire." -Arnold Schoenberg, on his Op. 36 Violin Concerto.

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#69 September 11, 2013 11:46:32 PM

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Scarlet sighed. "ACRONYM is a secret organization I'm a part of. That machine was a Rubberfruit V2, designed to steal items. And this is a device used for escaping the grip of ponies who ask too many questions." She lifted up her hoof as a small flame sparked and barely missed Solar, startling him.

"That wasn't the best idea." Solar said, his horn glowing a bright red. A stream of flames went forth at an extreme speed, knocking Scarlet far off. She got up and began running away. "Yeah! Run, coward! Wait, that's the opposite of what I want her to do." Solar yelled. Moments later he was chasing Scarlet around with a flaming tree limb yelling random incomprehensible gibberish.


18:43 - "You have thirty minutes to move your car."
18:58 - "You have fifteen minutes to move your car."
19:15 - "Your car has been crushed into a cube."
19:20 - "You have thirty minutes to move your cube."
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#70 September 12, 2013 12:03:21 AM

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"Well, there goes one unicorn. Anypony else willing to help?" Mist asked.
A white unicorn with a heavily-styled mane approached her. "Perhaps I can help you... if you say the magic words." She winked.
"Alright, then. Would you please repair our house?"
"Certainly! In fact, I want to do more than just repair it. You're going to love it, you'll see..." The unicorn began levitating several fallen planks, returning them to the places they had been broken from. "Oh, my name's Rarity by the way. Pleasure to meet you."


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#71 September 18, 2013 12:09:14 AM

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"Hey! I don't think that's the best thing to do in a house that's already wrecked enough!" Rehydration yelled at Solar.

"I think that's our cue to leave," said Axel, and he and his young companion promptly exited.


"A regular Friday audience, 90 percent feminine and 100 percent well-bred, sat stoically yesterday through thirty minutes of the most cacophonous world premiere ever heard here - the first performance anywhere of a new Violin Concerto by Arnold Schoenberg. Yesterday's piece combines the best sound effects of a hen yard at feeding time, a brisk morning in Chinatown and practice hour at a busy music conservatory. The effect on the vast majority of hearers is that of a lecture on the fourth dimension delivered in Chinese." -An anonymous Philadelphia Record reviewer, on Schoenberg's Op. 36 Violin Concerto.

"I am delighted to add another unplayable work to the repertoire." -Arnold Schoenberg, on his Op. 36 Violin Concerto.

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#72 September 18, 2013 12:29:04 AM

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Solar was swinging the tree branch around wildly as Scarlet flew off, crashing through one of Mist's walls. (This really isn't going well for her.) Solar had simply given up on burning her and caused the tree branch to explode into flames, laughing maniacally while doing so. Everypony was unharmed except Rarity, who's mane was now on fire.


18:43 - "You have thirty minutes to move your car."
18:58 - "You have fifteen minutes to move your car."
19:15 - "Your car has been crushed into a cube."
19:20 - "You have thirty minutes to move your cube."
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#73 September 18, 2013 12:45:24 AM

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"AGH!" Rarity dropped everything (causing more destruction) and ran outside screaming. She frantically searched for the closest fountain and dunked her mane in it, extinguishing the flames. She casually trotted back to Mist's house.
"Rarity, your mane's been ruined!" Mist pointed out.
"Don't worry dear, I'm always prepared. I can make it work." Rarity tied up her mane in a fashion that would hide all of the burn marks. "I can fix it properly when I get home." She got back to fixing the house. "This may take a while..."


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#74 September 21, 2013 3:26:30 AM

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Rehydration approached Mist. "Is there a way I can help?"

Innes pointed out Rehydration through the crowd. "See, Axel, that's a perfect example of what you should be doing."
Axel shrugged. "What about you?"
Innes mimed flipping her mane over her shoulder. "I am a proper lady." They both giggled.


"A regular Friday audience, 90 percent feminine and 100 percent well-bred, sat stoically yesterday through thirty minutes of the most cacophonous world premiere ever heard here - the first performance anywhere of a new Violin Concerto by Arnold Schoenberg. Yesterday's piece combines the best sound effects of a hen yard at feeding time, a brisk morning in Chinatown and practice hour at a busy music conservatory. The effect on the vast majority of hearers is that of a lecture on the fourth dimension delivered in Chinese." -An anonymous Philadelphia Record reviewer, on Schoenberg's Op. 36 Violin Concerto.

"I am delighted to add another unplayable work to the repertoire." -Arnold Schoenberg, on his Op. 36 Violin Concerto.

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#75 September 21, 2013 6:48:33 PM

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"Sure." Mist said, turning to face him. "If you want, you can help us fix this house. That stupid robot ruined everything..."


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