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You all know this game.
Basically, for those who haven't played it (play it, by the way) the forum members have been possessed by a villain named Valstriros. Two forum members(they can be controlled by anyone), CryptGhast152 and Exava847, have registered and have to stop them.
So... why not just play the game normally?
A: NaF gets to "be in the first game's plot"
B: This takes place before Valstriros arrived at the forum. So we can see how he possessed the forum members.
C: The dialogue can be more fleshed out.
Self-insert, so nothing is really needed formwise.
I logged on to the Sausage MLP Forums to check who was on.
It's cool how I'm gonna be more fleshed out now. I don't think I wanna be hypnotized, though--- maybe someone who barely escaped his clutches and just watched from the sidelines for the game. It'd actually be a cool explanation for why he wasn't in the first game. Not a lot of interaction, but that's okay.
...I wanna be Exava, though, if that's alright. At least, for the 1st game.
With that being said...
NaF logged onto the forums using his 3DS's internet capabilities. There was only 1 bar, so it frequently said "Communication error" and showing him a blank page, or crashing and sending him to the home menu. When it finally did work, he scrolled his stylus up and down on the screen to check the forums for any new topics.
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The newest topic was "Strange Disturbances" in Central Equestria. I had posted it.
"Something's wrong. The forum's been having some strange disturbances recently. No spambots have joined for the last month, no new users have, and it seems... darker."
NaF decided to post.
"That's a good thing. No spambots is fine. Also, haven't you noticed we haven't had new users for quite a bit longer than that? Darker? What do you mean? My brightness setting is fine."
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"Not like that," I posted back. "It's - "
The post stopped midsentence as I heard a voice behind me. "Hello, Count."
I accidentally clicked the Submit button out of shock.
"I don't like when you try to be dramatic, CB." He posted. NaF closed the 3DS for a second to get a hot dog and came back. "C'mon, post..." he groaned.
I whipped around. "Who the heck are you? Why do you look like a spoiled potato? And why are you here?"
Valstriros didn't respond for a few seconds. Then he said, "I find your calling me a potato very offensive! Also, my name is Valstriros, and I have come here to take out your beloved forum. You're my first target!"
He teleported me to some sort of dungeon.
Valstriros then teleported to NaF's area.
NaF turned around. Instantly, he whipped out a stick of butter and slathered it over him. "There. You look good enough to eat." He turned around. "There. Now, lemme go to the grill. Mmm, grilled potato." He licked his lips.
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Quickly, he jumped behind the grill. "Bad potato! BAD!" He then pulled out a spatula to thwack his tentacles, then pushed the grill on them to crush his tentacles.
"How about you actually describe what your laugh sounds like instead of using a Nintendo villian? Description!"
He then ran inside his house, a few feet away. "This'll buy me at LEAST 20 seconds."
NaF ran up to the second floor and into his bedroom. He hid under his bed, and opened a hatch into a bomb shelter. He took the bomb shelter down into a secret Nintendo sanctuary. He took a mario cap off of a Mario statue and pressed a button, which took him to an elevator down to the center of the earth metal bunker he made. He went under THAT bed to a small hole with Doritos and popcorn in a barrel, with a sign on the wall titled "safe room." He grabbed his Ampharos plushie.
"Now I'm safe."
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[Not currently. Mom is using the computer.
Hey, you ever play Pokemon Mystery Dungeon? I was thinking of making an rpg for it.]
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SFC was browsing the topic, wondering what had happened to CountBleck479. He decided it was probably some sort of real life complication and moved on to a different topic.
SFC sensed that something was watching him. He looked to the left, and saw some strange flying thing. "What the... what are you?"
"I am Valstriros, the anti-brony master! And now, YOU DIE - oh, never mind. I was thinking of something else."
He then teleported SFC to the same dungeon the Count was in.
"...Okay, this has got to be a dream. What are you planning to do to us, anyway?"