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Inspired by "The Things Dr Bright Is Not Allowed To Do At The Foundation". (Link may contain inappropriate content)
Basically, make a list of things Discord is not allowed to do. Refer to the link if you need an idea of what I'm talking about.
1. Discord is not allowed to invert the colors of the forum.
2. Trying to get Zecora to say "Orange" is a bad idea.
1. Don't even think about making her say "Silver".
3. Discord is not allowed to turn Fluttershy into a tree. Even if she says she's okay with it.
1. No, you can't turn her into a cactus either.
4. Discord may not display the images on his computer to
people under the age of 13 18 anyone. Period.
5. Discord is not licensed to be a doctor, despite what he may tell you.
6. Discord does not have to listen to any of the rules on this list.
7. Discord may not edit the contents of this list.
8. Discord may not sing his "super special song".
9. Discord is not a princess.
10. Discord is not allowed to attempt to reconstruct the remains of the Pumpkin Overlord.
1. Nor is he allowed to reconstruct King Sombra.
2. PONYKILLER666 is right out.
Did "Things Mr. Welch Is No Longer Allowed To Do In RPGs" come first or after that?
11. Not allowed to eat Oran Berries.
12. Not allowed to level up.
13. Not allowed to have a bumper sticker saying, "Catchy Accent Since 1965."
Yes, it probably did, but I saw the Mr. Bright thing first and that's what drew the inspiration.
14. The following phrases are not valid excuses:
1. "Because chaos!"
2. "I ate my homework."
3. "French toast."
4. "Your mom!"
5. "Why be normal when you can be chaotic?"
6. "I'm Discord."
7. "Okay, I have no excuse this time."
8. "Fluttershy told me to!"
15. Discord is not allowed to "discord" ponies
without providing a valid reason.
16. Discord is no longer allowed to shout 'Bang!' in public. Doing so frequently causes unproductive work in nearby shops.
17. This is not "Discord's list of accomplishments".
18. Discord is no longer allowed to teach Pinkie Pie new cupcake recipes.
19. Discord is not allowed to write letters about friendship to Princess Celestia without having them reviewed by guards first.
1. Especially not allowed to write her love letters!
20. Discord is no longer allowed to start fires in his basement.
21. Discord is no longer allowed to say that his basement encompasses any area of Equestria except for his own property.
22. Discord is no longer allowed to spontaneously fill out a claim for land within ten years of each one.
23. Discord is no longer allowed anywhere within 10 yards of a Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man.
24. Discord is not allowed to present any sort of badge unless it has been checked and signed by Princess Celestia.
1. Discord is not allowed to forge Princess Celestia's signature!
25. Discord is not allowed to create a new flavor of pie
26. Discord is not allowed to eat the Declaration of Independence... again.
27. Discord is not allowed to mention any past incidents involving noodles.
28. Discord is not allowed to suddenly make anyone (including species from outside of Equestria) disappear.
29. Discord is not allowed to suddenly make said subjects reappear as four months older than they were when they left.
30. Discord is no longer allowed to avoid being wrong.
31. Discord is no longer allowed to create explosions