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#1 January 6, 2014 11:10:54 PM

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Bob, the Only Pony

Basically there's a pony named Bob and he's the only character in the entire world. No other ponies, no animals, nothing. Meaning everypony can control Bob. This is the story of Bob trying to accomplish personal goals by himself. Also Bob can die. If he dies he gets revived at his house for no reason, and the circumstances of his death will be put into this post.

Well that seems like a good enough description. RPG START. :trixie:

Bob woke up in his bed and smashed his alarm clock. He had stopped setting his alarm clock for over 6 months since he didn't really have anything to wake up early for, but he was so used to smashing it that he had to do it every morning or else it would feel wrong. He went to the cabinet, grabbed a new alarm clock and set it on the nightstand for tomorrow.
He decided to go outside and check his mail. He had received many love letters from himself, which he quickly discarded. He opened up the daily newsletter. The main headline (Actually the only article in the newsletter) read "Bob wakes up!"
Bob questioned why he still writes this stuff and threw it away. He had wanted to build a friend for himself for a while now, but he had no idea of how to start. He went back inside, sat at his desk and began his duty as the President of Bob World. He sat there for an hour, organizing blank papers and playing with his stapler. Then he fell asleep and his head plopped down onto his desk. He began to drool, and the part of the desk where his head was began to get rather damp...


"Now wipe your eyes, blow your nose, and smile before we take off." - Paula Polestar, from EarthBound

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#2 January 7, 2014 3:19:00 PM

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Re: Bob, the Only Pony

Bob had a dream in which his planet was heavily populated. He said hi to the population who were all named Joe. Then he found a friend named Joe, and the other Joes thought it was funny, because they could pass off as Joe anytime. Bob was hopelessly distressed. Then he woke up, and reminded himself that being alone was good.


My browser history and I go way back. B)

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#3 January 7, 2014 10:51:54 PM

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Re: Bob, the Only Pony

Bob realized that there was drool all over the desk, and it had gotten into his mane. He went into the bathroom and turned on the faucet in the bathtub, but no water came out. He remembered he had forgotten to pay the water bill. He took out his wallet and sent a check to himself. Minutes later he took the check out of the mailbox and exchanged it for some bits. Now that he had paid the bill, he locked the bathroom door and cleaned himself.
On his way out of the bathroom, Bob hit his head on the wall and had an epiphany. He had discovered how to build a flux capacitor! Although he wasn't sure what he would accomplish with that.


"Now wipe your eyes, blow your nose, and smile before we take off." - Paula Polestar, from EarthBound

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