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#1 December 31, 2013 8:44:11 AM

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lolwut

I decided to go on Omegle for the first time in forever, and post a nonsense question with insane troll logic. Here's the best result I'm probably going to get for a long while:

Question to discuss: If I am made of bacon, that means that the world will end in 1674, which subsequently means that Superman exists. If I understand the transitive property, that means Derpy is best pony. Discuss.

Stranger 1: well

Stranger 1: i never was good at history

Stranger 1: so i guess its up to you stranger

Stranger 1: i'll bounce of you

Stranger 2: First of all it is currently 2013. So that is false. Secondly if you're made of bacon, love me. now. thirdly well I'm not saying I'm superman but we've never been seen in the same room.

Stranger 2: and well i'm terrible at science so transitive property, thats up to you stranger.

Stranger 1: oh drats

Stranger 1: well the transitive property actually qualifies in more of a math category, x=y and y=z so x=z and the what nots

Stranger 1: which doesnt apply in this situtation

Stranger 1: we dont have enough information

Stranger 1: because we may know that derpy=pony but we dont know what equals best pony because we have nothing to use as an equal

Stranger 1: his statement is clearly false minus the superman portion, right Clark?

Stranger 2: Well, if we exclude the whole transitive property thing I'm pretty sure derpy isn't a pony...

Stranger 1: I dont watch my little pony

Stranger 1: so i wouldnt be aware

Stranger 2: You sure are right my dear Watson.

Stranger 1: well i'm glad me and you could solve that one

Stranger 1: took a load off my shoulders

Stranger 2: Same here...but i am a bit worried about him being made of bacon...

Stranger 1: and probably the moderators

Stranger 1: well

Stranger 1: thats a problem for higher paid men my dear

Stranger 1: higher paid men

Stranger 2: ahh i see...

Stranger 1: i hope you sleep well, call your local baconoligist moderator

My only reaction: :lol:


18:43 - "You have thirty minutes to move your car."
18:58 - "You have fifteen minutes to move your car."
19:15 - "Your car has been crushed into a cube."
19:20 - "You have thirty minutes to move your cube."
http://i46.tinypic.com/2it3hu0.png

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#2 December 31, 2013 9:29:28 AM

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Re: lolwut

:lol: Simply amazing. Your loyal audience requests a sequel!! :D


"Now wipe your eyes, blow your nose, and smile before we take off." - Paula Polestar, from EarthBound

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#3 January 1, 2014 1:21:55 AM

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Re: lolwut

Wow.
DO MORE. :lol:


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#4 January 1, 2014 1:26:23 AM

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Re: lolwut

http://i.imgur.com/2M8G00I.png
click for proof

um...... okay
EDIT: more here: http://logs.omegle.com/58b131c
EDIT2: even more? YES

Last edited by cocolover76 (January 1, 2014 1:30:26 AM)


http://i43.tinypic.com/2qx565g.pnghttp://i41.tinypic.com/2e1tx1v.png Why are the faces of SFM ponies always so priceless? I will never know, but my screenshot tool might...
Bold face is blue, underline is blue......italics is blue as well.
Note to self: i39.tinypic.com/2q9m82u.gif

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#5 January 1, 2014 1:28:03 AM

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Re: lolwut

Well, that explains a lot. :lol:


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#6 January 2, 2014 3:52:23 AM

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Re: lolwut

cocolover76 wrote:

Too much to quote

I am offended. Appalled, actually, that you would even THINK to spread such slanderous fabrications about me.


18:43 - "You have thirty minutes to move your car."
18:58 - "You have fifteen minutes to move your car."
19:15 - "Your car has been crushed into a cube."
19:20 - "You have thirty minutes to move your cube."
http://i46.tinypic.com/2it3hu0.png

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#7 January 2, 2014 8:27:40 PM

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Re: lolwut

otnayupidstay wrote:

cocolover76 wrote:

Too much to quote

I am offended. Appalled, actually, that you would even THINK to spread such slanderous fabrications about me.

Well, really it was the other stranger. But whatever. :razz:


My browser history and I go way back. B)

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#8 January 4, 2014 8:11:25 PM

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Re: lolwut

Sadly, getting more is pretty much impossible. The odds of this happening again are lower than the odds of uncrating an unusual item on TF2.

Typically, the response a question like this warrants from the average omegler is either "F*** you, bronies", "Not another MLP question...", or something of the like. One of the responses I got to that last question I put above was just "lard". That's it. :?


18:43 - "You have thirty minutes to move your car."
18:58 - "You have fifteen minutes to move your car."
19:15 - "Your car has been crushed into a cube."
19:20 - "You have thirty minutes to move your cube."
http://i46.tinypic.com/2it3hu0.png

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#9 January 8, 2014 7:51:09 PM

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Re: lolwut

otnayupidstay wrote:

Sadly, getting more is pretty much impossible. The odds of this happening again are lower than the odds of uncrating an unusual item on TF2.

Typically, the response a question like this warrants from the average omegler is either "F*** you, bronies", "Not another MLP question...", or something of the like. One of the responses I got to that last question I put above was just "lard". That's it. :?

I tried "Is MLP good?" in question mode
After 5 times where people didn't know what MLP is (http://ponydom.org/images/smilies/facehoof.png) I did the last resort, telling people to use google
Because google is apparently so hard to use according to most people
but stranger 1 became awesome
and this happened:
http://i.imgur.com/FMLmeU2.png


http://i43.tinypic.com/2qx565g.pnghttp://i41.tinypic.com/2e1tx1v.png Why are the faces of SFM ponies always so priceless? I will never know, but my screenshot tool might...
Bold face is blue, underline is blue......italics is blue as well.
Note to self: i39.tinypic.com/2q9m82u.gif

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#10 January 8, 2014 8:00:21 PM

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Re: lolwut

I decided to go the "use too many question marks, use sms abbreviations, and use all capitals" approach
after 3 tries, almost the best omegle results I have seen ever appeared
the image speaks for itself
http://i.imgur.com/XKZqm30.png

Last edited by cocolover76 (January 8, 2014 8:00:41 PM)


http://i43.tinypic.com/2qx565g.pnghttp://i41.tinypic.com/2e1tx1v.png Why are the faces of SFM ponies always so priceless? I will never know, but my screenshot tool might...
Bold face is blue, underline is blue......italics is blue as well.
Note to self: i39.tinypic.com/2q9m82u.gif

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#11 January 9, 2014 12:56:22 AM

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Re: lolwut

HE BE BRONY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


"Now wipe your eyes, blow your nose, and smile before we take off." - Paula Polestar, from EarthBound

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#12 January 11, 2014 7:45:28 PM

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Re: lolwut

No, Sausage, it's my turn to be brony. We changed roles last week, remember? :P


My browser history and I go way back. B)

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