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#1 March 21, 2014 6:39:40 PM

Phoenix Flare
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(Practically) Ruleless RPG

I figured this would be a fun experiment to try out. :yes:

Anyway, no signups, and only two rules:
1. Anything that's a rule for the forums is obviously a rule here.
2. No powerplaying. Breaking logic is fine, so long as it doesn't interfere with anyone else in a way they don't want you to.

I stood in the room with no description, waiting for absolutely nothing to happen.


18:43 - "You have thirty minutes to move your car."
18:58 - "You have fifteen minutes to move your car."
19:15 - "Your car has been crushed into a cube."
19:20 - "You have thirty minutes to move your cube."
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#2 March 21, 2014 7:14:45 PM

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Re: (Practically) Ruleless RPG

A mailbox fell out of the sky. There was nothing inside it.


"Now wipe your eyes, blow your nose, and smile before we take off." - Paula Polestar, from EarthBound

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#3 March 21, 2014 8:31:25 PM

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Re: (Practically) Ruleless RPG

I explode, and my remains implode. I then reappear next to the mailbox, completely unharmed. I look at it. "SANDVICH."


18:43 - "You have thirty minutes to move your car."
18:58 - "You have fifteen minutes to move your car."
19:15 - "Your car has been crushed into a cube."
19:20 - "You have thirty minutes to move your cube."
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#4 March 21, 2014 10:07:45 PM

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Re: (Practically) Ruleless RPG

Thousands of tomatoes came bursting out of the mailbox, followed by large quantities of nothing.


"Now wipe your eyes, blow your nose, and smile before we take off." - Paula Polestar, from EarthBound

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#5 March 22, 2014 1:38:34 PM

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Re: (Practically) Ruleless RPG

I appaer, and for no reason I prosess a knowledge of spelling errors in NES games. A box appears over my head reading "Conglaturation" and then explodes into various boxes of tears.


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#6 March 22, 2014 3:34:25 PM

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Re: (Practically) Ruleless RPG

I look at the Count in disbelief, and summon a box over my head that says "I FEEL ASLEEP!"

It falls on the mailbox and explod. :rainbowderp2:


18:43 - "You have thirty minutes to move your car."
18:58 - "You have fifteen minutes to move your car."
19:15 - "Your car has been crushed into a cube."
19:20 - "You have thirty minutes to move your cube."
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#7 March 22, 2014 3:38:22 PM

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Re: (Practically) Ruleless RPG

I summon fire and brimstone. Both items implode into icons of Notepad, Game Maker, and babies. I then turn into a Stu Pidface and attempt to retrieve the sandwich turn Robert into a Robert.


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#8 March 23, 2014 3:35:56 AM

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Re: (Practically) Ruleless RPG

I become Robert, who is me, which I am, the master of redundancy, who is a master at it, it being redundancy. Red swirling energy things swirl around me in a swirling fashion while being red and having energy while being things, as I laugh maniacally like a maniac.


18:43 - "You have thirty minutes to move your car."
18:58 - "You have fifteen minutes to move your car."
19:15 - "Your car has been crushed into a cube."
19:20 - "You have thirty minutes to move your cube."
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#9 March 23, 2014 5:28:09 AM

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Re: (Practically) Ruleless RPG

And then everything happened.


"Now wipe your eyes, blow your nose, and smile before we take off." - Paula Polestar, from EarthBound

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#10 March 23, 2014 12:24:53 PM

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Re: (Practically) Ruleless RPG

I slap Robert with various wet slices of ham and cheese.


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#11 April 11, 2014 10:26:52 AM

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Re: (Practically) Ruleless RPG

Discord rented a DVD from Steven Hawking about how to give yourself diabetes.


"Now wipe your eyes, blow your nose, and smile before we take off." - Paula Polestar, from EarthBound

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#12 September 17, 2014 4:37:38 AM

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Re: (Practically) Ruleless RPG

I reset the universe to square one, and fastforwarded to now. Unfortunately, I accidentally smudged the betamax and now I'm female, CountBleck479 never existed unless he did, and some other third thing that nopony gave a buck about changed.

Rabno Dsah explodesed to was neaver sing agan.


18:43 - "You have thirty minutes to move your car."
18:58 - "You have fifteen minutes to move your car."
19:15 - "Your car has been crushed into a cube."
19:20 - "You have thirty minutes to move your cube."
http://i46.tinypic.com/2it3hu0.png

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#13 September 17, 2014 1:56:53 PM

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Re: (Practically) Ruleless RPG

Discord got diabetes, but decided not to allow it to cause him to explode because he felt that it would make him too predictable. So instead, he wrote a 200 page essay all about paper.
Meanwhile, Fluttershy was doing nothing.
Meanwhile, Fluttershy was doing nothing.
Meanwhile, Fluttershy was doing nothing.
Meanwhile, Fluttershy was doing nothing.
Meanwhile, Fluttershy was doing nothing.
Meanwhile, Fluttershy was doing something.
Meanwhile, Fluttershy was doing nothing.


"Now wipe your eyes, blow your nose, and smile before we take off." - Paula Polestar, from EarthBound

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#14 September 18, 2014 1:57:46 AM

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Re: (Practically) Ruleless RPG

Suddenly I transform into the Scum-Stabbing Rat Bag.
I then transform back into a clone of Fluttershy.
I then make several whirring noises as I framstorn into my true framstorner form: Ponimus Prime :rage:


18:43 - "You have thirty minutes to move your car."
18:58 - "You have fifteen minutes to move your car."
19:15 - "Your car has been crushed into a cube."
19:20 - "You have thirty minutes to move your cube."
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#15 September 18, 2014 3:17:31 AM

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Re: (Practically) Ruleless RPG

Discord brushed his teeth backwards.

Rainbow Dash was never seen again.


"Now wipe your eyes, blow your nose, and smile before we take off." - Paula Polestar, from EarthBound

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#16 September 21, 2014 5:37:54 AM

Phoenix Flare
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Re: (Practically) Ruleless RPG

I stop on the ground.
After that, I am me, bread. If breakfast is said. Well eat.

And then, this happened again. And again. And again. So on and so forth.


18:43 - "You have thirty minutes to move your car."
18:58 - "You have fifteen minutes to move your car."
19:15 - "Your car has been crushed into a cube."
19:20 - "You have thirty minutes to move your cube."
http://i46.tinypic.com/2it3hu0.png

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