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#1 November 17, 2013 7:03:19 AM

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Things Discord Is No Longer Allowed to Do

Inspired by "The Things Dr Bright Is Not Allowed To Do At The Foundation". (Link may contain inappropriate content)

Basically, make a list of things Discord is not allowed to do. Refer to the link if you need an idea of what I'm talking about.

1. Discord is not allowed to invert the colors of the forum.
2. Trying to get Zecora to say "Orange" is a bad idea.
    1. Don't even think about making her say "Silver".
3. Discord is not allowed to turn Fluttershy into a tree. Even if she says she's okay with it.
    1. No, you can't turn her into a cactus either.
4. Discord may not display the images on his computer to people under the age of 13 18 anyone. Period.
5. Discord is not licensed to be a doctor, despite what he may tell you.
6. Discord does not have to listen to any of the rules on this list.
7. Discord may not edit the contents of this list.
8. Discord may not sing his "super special song".
9. Discord is not a princess.
10. Discord is not allowed to attempt to reconstruct the remains of the Pumpkin Overlord.
    1. Nor is he allowed to reconstruct King Sombra.
    2. PONYKILLER666 is right out.


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#2 November 17, 2013 1:30:45 PM

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Re: Things Discord Is No Longer Allowed to Do

Did "Things Mr. Welch Is No Longer Allowed To Do In RPGs" come first or after that?
11. Not allowed to eat Oran Berries.
12. Not allowed to level up.
13. Not allowed to have a bumper sticker saying, "Catchy Accent Since 1965."


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#3 November 17, 2013 7:11:33 PM

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Re: Things Discord Is No Longer Allowed to Do

Yes, it probably did, but I saw the Mr. Bright thing first and that's what drew the inspiration.

14. The following phrases are not valid excuses:
    1. "Because chaos!"
    2. "I ate my homework."
    3. "French toast."
    4. "Your mom!"
    5. "Why be normal when you can be chaotic?"
    6. "I'm Discord."
    7. "Okay, I have no excuse this time."
    8. "Fluttershy told me to!"
15. Discord is not allowed to "discord" ponies without providing a valid reason.


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#4 November 19, 2013 11:45:21 PM

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16. Discord is no longer allowed to shout 'Bang!' in public. Doing so frequently causes unproductive work in nearby shops.


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#5 November 20, 2013 12:10:33 AM

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17. This is not "Discord's list of accomplishments".
18. Discord is no longer allowed to teach Pinkie Pie new cupcake recipes.
19. Discord is not allowed to write letters about friendship to Princess Celestia without having them reviewed by guards first.
    1. Especially not allowed to write her love letters!


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#6 June 20, 2014 8:46:31 PM

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20. Discord is no longer allowed to start fires in his basement.
21. Discord is no longer allowed to say that his basement encompasses any area of Equestria except for his own property.
22. Discord is no longer allowed to spontaneously fill out a claim for land within ten years of each one.


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#7 June 21, 2014 12:30:40 AM

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23. Discord is no longer allowed anywhere within 10 yards of a Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man.
24. Discord is not allowed to present any sort of badge unless it has been checked and signed by Princess Celestia.
    1. Discord is not allowed to forge Princess Celestia's signature!
25. Discord is not allowed to create a new flavor of pie without supervision.


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#8 October 10, 2014 1:15:18 AM

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26. Discord is not allowed to eat the Declaration of Independence... again.
27. Discord is not allowed to mention any past incidents involving noodles.


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#9 October 13, 2014 6:17:47 PM

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28. Discord is not allowed to suddenly make anyone (including species from outside of Equestria) disappear.
29. Discord is not allowed to suddenly make said subjects reappear as four months older than they were when they left.


"A regular Friday audience, 90 percent feminine and 100 percent well-bred, sat stoically yesterday through thirty minutes of the most cacophonous world premiere ever heard here - the first performance anywhere of a new Violin Concerto by Arnold Schoenberg. Yesterday's piece combines the best sound effects of a hen yard at feeding time, a brisk morning in Chinatown and practice hour at a busy music conservatory. The effect on the vast majority of hearers is that of a lecture on the fourth dimension delivered in Chinese." -An anonymous Philadelphia Record reviewer, on Schoenberg's Op. 36 Violin Concerto.

"I am delighted to add another unplayable work to the repertoire." -Arnold Schoenberg, on his Op. 36 Violin Concerto.

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#10 October 13, 2014 10:25:05 PM

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Re: Things Discord Is No Longer Allowed to Do

30. Discord is no longer allowed to avoid being wrong.
31. Discord is no longer allowed to create explosions without supervision.


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