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#1 December 21, 2013 7:18:03 PM

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Text Tuesday

So, I finally posted a story on FIMFiction. It's basically a collection of stories focused on weird humor and satire. I type these up and send them to my brony friends I know outside the internet every Tuesday. They seem to think it's pretty funny.

Check it out here: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/153701/text-tuesday

It gets better from the 7th story onward.


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#2 December 22, 2013 12:07:58 AM

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Re: Text Tuesday

I read that! :D
It was funny. Did you see my comments?


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#3 December 22, 2013 4:43:49 AM

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Re: Text Tuesday

"Rainbow Dash was never seen again"?

That seems to be a theme we're running into here! :razz:


18:43 - "You have thirty minutes to move your car."
18:58 - "You have fifteen minutes to move your car."
19:15 - "Your car has been crushed into a cube."
19:20 - "You have thirty minutes to move your cube."
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#4 December 22, 2013 6:05:58 PM

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Re: Text Tuesday

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"Rainbow Dash was never seen again"?

That seems to be a theme we're running into here! :razz:

As of right now, I'm not sure if I should feel sorry for the Princesses, Twilight, somepony else, RD, or just sanity in general.


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#5 December 22, 2013 6:42:40 PM

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Re: Text Tuesday

SplatKirby wrote:

I read that! :D
It was funny. Did you see my comments?

Yeah, thanks for that. My story didn't get much attention, it seems. I should have done a more appealing description.

otnayupidstay wrote:

"Rainbow Dash was never seen again"?

That seems to be a theme we're running into here! :razz:

Yup, that's officially a running gag. I was also planning to have video game characters study school subjects at the end of every story too, but I decided to stop after the second story because it wasn't a very funny idea.

EDIT: Oh, I see what you did there with that smiley, otnay. :iswydt:


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#6 December 22, 2013 9:52:33 PM

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EDIT: Oh, I see what you did there with that smiley, otnay. :iswydt:

OH
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That is GREAT! XD


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#7 December 23, 2013 2:25:13 AM

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Re: Text Tuesday

I loved it. :razz:
But I did, really. I was reading over Splat's shoulder --
Ohhhhhh I see what you did there otnay. Brilliant.


"A regular Friday audience, 90 percent feminine and 100 percent well-bred, sat stoically yesterday through thirty minutes of the most cacophonous world premiere ever heard here - the first performance anywhere of a new Violin Concerto by Arnold Schoenberg. Yesterday's piece combines the best sound effects of a hen yard at feeding time, a brisk morning in Chinatown and practice hour at a busy music conservatory. The effect on the vast majority of hearers is that of a lecture on the fourth dimension delivered in Chinese." -An anonymous Philadelphia Record reviewer, on Schoenberg's Op. 36 Violin Concerto.

"I am delighted to add another unplayable work to the repertoire." -Arnold Schoenberg, on his Op. 36 Violin Concerto.

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#8 December 25, 2013 7:00:15 PM

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Darn. Mostly dislikes so far. :/


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#9 January 4, 2014 8:06:39 PM

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Re: Text Tuesday

Sausagefanclub wrote:

Darn. Mostly dislikes so far. :/

HOOOAAH? :S


18:43 - "You have thirty minutes to move your car."
18:58 - "You have fifteen minutes to move your car."
19:15 - "Your car has been crushed into a cube."
19:20 - "You have thirty minutes to move your cube."
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#10 January 5, 2014 1:31:59 AM

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Re: Text Tuesday

Oh good, mostly upvotes again.


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#11 January 27, 2014 6:01:39 PM

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Re: Text Tuesday

Update! 3 new stories including both the longest and shortest chapters yet!


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#12 January 29, 2014 2:23:13 AM

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I'll be sure to read 'em.


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#13 June 27, 2014 10:57:34 AM

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Update! 2 new stories including the return of Granny Smith and the most damage ever dealt to the fourth wall yet!


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#14 June 28, 2014 12:42:51 AM

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Re: Text Tuesday

“Oh, no. That isn’t what I meant. I can turn back to normal whenever I feel like it. I meant that I needed help with my algebra homework.”


...


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#15 June 28, 2014 3:02:43 AM

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ChaoticNeutral wrote:

“Oh, no. That isn’t what I meant. I can turn back to normal whenever I feel like it. I meant that I needed help with my algebra homework.”


...

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#16 August 4, 2014 8:25:02 PM

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Re: Text Tuesday

Update! Only one new chapter, but it's the only one that's over 1000 words long so far. :razz:
This one's supposed to have been written by Discord.


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#17 September 23, 2014 10:26:41 PM

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Update! Another new chapter, even longer than the previous one, making it the second one that's over 1000 words long so far.
I'm hoping to be more consistent with these stories for a while.


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#18 September 23, 2014 11:58:07 PM

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Excellent. :D
'Bout time we got more posts other than the TBGs. That said, I gotta make more posts too.
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#19 October 1, 2014 12:36:17 AM

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Update! Yet another new chapter! This one's the second longest now, making Discordville the third longest.


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#20 October 8, 2014 12:45:40 AM

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Updated again! This chapter stars Nicolas Cage as the main character, and is once again the new longest story in Text Tuesday!


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#21 October 8, 2014 8:07:20 PM

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This chapter stars Nicolas Cage as the main character

IT'S JUST ANOTHER CLUE


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#22 October 14, 2014 12:34:22 AM

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Re: Text Tuesday

Read it. My thoughts? It's pretty funny. The running gags in particular are good, and I think the jokes are well-thought out... except for Albert Wesker, but that's only cause I don't know who he is. KILL ME WITH FIRE :o


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#23 October 14, 2014 12:38:24 AM

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CountBleck479 wrote:

Read it. My thoughts? It's pretty funny. The running gags in particular are good, and I think the jokes are well-thought out... except for Albert Wesker, but that's only cause I don't know who he is. KILL ME WITH FIRE :o

Albert Wesker is a guy from Resident Evil. He's only there because one of my friends likes him. :derpy:

He's this guy:
http://www.fimfiction-static.net/images/story_images/153701_r.jpg?1387427260


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