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#51 December 30, 2012 9:26:27 PM

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Re: 1001 things you OBVIOUSLY shouldn't do

179. Don't poke a moderator if they're in a bad mood.


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#52 December 30, 2012 9:38:31 PM

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180. Don't tap the glass. It only makes him angrier. (Him being my middle school band director.)


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#53 February 13, 2013 5:43:44 PM

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181: Dont mention evil dog jokes near one of my friends. He has learnt self defense...


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#54 June 9, 2013 12:41:14 AM

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182. Don't cross the street in front of Gilda. :P


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#55 June 9, 2013 1:22:46 AM

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Re: 1001 things you OBVIOUSLY shouldn't do

183. Don't not use no double negatives.
184. Don't cross the I's and dot the Ts.
185. Don't try to eat paintings of fruit bowls.


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#56 June 12, 2013 4:17:21 PM

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186. Don't turn your friends into cookies and eat them.
187. Don't take your expensive laptop and throw it out the window.


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#57 June 13, 2013 3:13:10 AM

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188. Don't try to be a pirate after eating a fruit that makes you unable to swim. (Mental high-five if you got the reference.)


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#58 June 26, 2013 5:04:18 PM

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189. Don't turn around and walk toward Slendermane.


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#59 August 15, 2013 3:56:18 PM

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190. Don't...yeah, don't turn around and walk towards Slenderman.


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#60 August 15, 2013 7:13:49 PM

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191. Don't repeat yourself. Only history is allowed to do that.
192. Don't repeat yourself. Only history is allowed to do that.


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#61 August 27, 2013 7:42:25 PM

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#62 August 27, 2013 8:05:30 PM

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And the three portal device. WHICH SOUNDS AWESOME.

194. Don't ask a witch to 'make you a sandwich'.

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#63 August 28, 2013 4:29:14 PM

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195. Do not look into the operational end of the device.
196. Do not touch the operational end of the device.


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#64 August 28, 2013 5:44:43 PM

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197: Don't stand on one side of the screen when battling Meat Golem.
198. Don't try this at home.
199. Don't try to give the Wily Machine a hug.


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#65 August 28, 2013 5:47:09 PM

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200. Don't build a house that's 2,000,000 stories high.


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#66 August 28, 2013 6:48:22 PM

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201. Don't try to give Slendy a hug.


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#67 August 28, 2013 6:57:07 PM

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202. Don't cancel your biggest, greatest project ever right after completing it.


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#68 August 28, 2013 6:58:41 PM

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203. Don't heal an enemy.
204. Don't post something unrelated to the topic on a forum that comes out of nowhere.
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#69 August 28, 2013 7:00:52 PM

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205. Don't kill yourself when the final boss has 1 HP left.


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#70 August 28, 2013 7:02:08 PM

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206. Don't write fanfiction without knowing how it will e

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#71 August 28, 2013 7:02:13 PM

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206. Don't not not not not be redundant.


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#72 August 28, 2013 7:58:44 PM

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207. Never underkill. Or negativekill. You need to overkill.
EDIT: Uh...208.

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#73 April 27, 2015 2:33:38 AM

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209. Seriously, quit skipping numbers.
210. Never forget... uh... I forgot.
211. Don't burn your cat as part of a satanic ritual.
212. Don't label Colonel Sanders as Uncle Sam.
213. Do not welcome anyone to Die, no matter how appealing the place is.
214. Don't waste your time fighting. You'll both die in the end anyway.
215. Don't make entries on this list that are empty.
216.


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#74 May 2, 2015 5:36:32 PM

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217. Don't say anything like, "You can't possibly be flying!" when someone is literally five feet above your head.
218. Plug your ears with wax when you hear someone protesting the fact that you are flying.
219. Don't eat a Carolina Reaper... with an itchy face.

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"A regular Friday audience, 90 percent feminine and 100 percent well-bred, sat stoically yesterday through thirty minutes of the most cacophonous world premiere ever heard here - the first performance anywhere of a new Violin Concerto by Arnold Schoenberg. Yesterday's piece combines the best sound effects of a hen yard at feeding time, a brisk morning in Chinatown and practice hour at a busy music conservatory. The effect on the vast majority of hearers is that of a lecture on the fourth dimension delivered in Chinese." -An anonymous Philadelphia Record reviewer, on Schoenberg's Op. 36 Violin Concerto.

"I am delighted to add another unplayable work to the repertoire." -Arnold Schoenberg, on his Op. 36 Violin Concerto.

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#75 November 4, 2015 10:04:26 PM

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220. Don't be me and edit your last post in this thread to...the wrong number. How did that even happen?


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