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#1 January 10, 2013 9:06:35 PM

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I'll write a fimfiction for anypony...

Of course, since this is in Ponyville Market, if you're broke, then I won't write you a story. Sorry! :)
Anyway, I'm better at writing than I am at drawing ponies on pencil and paper (just can't get that neck right), so I decided to offer my services. Here's what I charge:

Adventure - 15 bits
Drama - 15 bits
Romance - 30 bits
Mystery - 20 bits
Sci-Fi - 10 bits
Friendship - 15 bits

Every 7th customer gets an extra space bar in their story.


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#2 January 10, 2013 9:22:07 PM

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Re: I'll write a fimfiction for anypony...

Extra space bar? Like in Star Wars episode IV? (Yes, I know it was a bad joke.)


18:43 - "You have thirty minutes to move your car."
18:58 - "You have fifteen minutes to move your car."
19:15 - "Your car has been crushed into a cube."
19:20 - "You have thirty minutes to move your cube."
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#3 January 10, 2013 9:33:26 PM

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Re: I'll write a fimfiction for anypony...

Haha, no, I mean like  that.


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#4 January 10, 2013 9:37:25 PM

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Re: I'll write a fimfiction for anypony...

Yeah, I knew what you meant, but I don't really understand what you mean by it being an "Extra" space bar.


18:43 - "You have thirty minutes to move your car."
18:58 - "You have fifteen minutes to move your car."
19:15 - "Your car has been crushed into a cube."
19:20 - "You have thirty minutes to move your cube."
http://i46.tinypic.com/2it3hu0.png

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#5 January 10, 2013 9:38:30 PM

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Re: I'll write a fimfiction for anypony...

Exactly what I said. An extra   space between two random words in the story. :derpy: Promotional stunt.


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#6 January 10, 2013 9:43:26 PM

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Re: I'll write a fimfiction for anypony...

Honestly that doesn't make much sense to me, but whatever.


18:43 - "You have thirty minutes to move your car."
18:58 - "You have fifteen minutes to move your car."
19:15 - "Your car has been crushed into a cube."
19:20 - "You have thirty minutes to move your cube."
http://i46.tinypic.com/2it3hu0.png

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#7 January 10, 2013 9:48:50 PM

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Re: I'll write a fimfiction for anypony...

It's just for craziness. BTW, you wouldn't happen to want a story written, would you?
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ByvEYrRELss/0.jpg See if anypony gets the reference.

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#8 January 10, 2013 9:51:53 PM

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Re: I'll write a fimfiction for anypony...

1. Maybe later.
2. I probably won't get the reference until a week later.


18:43 - "You have thirty minutes to move your car."
18:58 - "You have fifteen minutes to move your car."
19:15 - "Your car has been crushed into a cube."
19:20 - "You have thirty minutes to move your cube."
http://i46.tinypic.com/2it3hu0.png

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#9 January 10, 2013 10:01:36 PM

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Re: I'll write a fimfiction for anypony...

Cool.


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#10 January 10, 2013 10:43:06 PM

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Re: I'll write a fimfiction for anypony...

SplatKirby wrote:

I'm better at writing than I am at drawing ponies on pencil and paper . . .

You shall not blaspheme!
Get the reference, Splat?


"A regular Friday audience, 90 percent feminine and 100 percent well-bred, sat stoically yesterday through thirty minutes of the most cacophonous world premiere ever heard here - the first performance anywhere of a new Violin Concerto by Arnold Schoenberg. Yesterday's piece combines the best sound effects of a hen yard at feeding time, a brisk morning in Chinatown and practice hour at a busy music conservatory. The effect on the vast majority of hearers is that of a lecture on the fourth dimension delivered in Chinese." -An anonymous Philadelphia Record reviewer, on Schoenberg's Op. 36 Violin Concerto.

"I am delighted to add another unplayable work to the repertoire." -Arnold Schoenberg, on his Op. 36 Violin Concerto.

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#11 January 10, 2013 11:36:34 PM

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Re: I'll write a fimfiction for anypony...

Nope.


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#12 January 12, 2013 10:52:30 PM

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Re: I'll write a fimfiction for anypony...

Bump.


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#13 January 12, 2013 11:59:57 PM

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Re: I'll write a fimfiction for anypony...

I'll give you 15 for a Friendship story about Derpy and Rainbow Dash. (KA-CHING)

I don't see very many friendship stories about them (most of them usually involve shipping them together).

It may seem like I'm just taking advantage of my ability to generate infinite forum money, but I actually have not given myself any money. I earned it all from being superactive.

There's a request for ya. ;)


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#14 January 13, 2013 2:04:19 PM

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Re: I'll write a fimfiction for anypony...

Yay, something to do other than my Doctor Whooves story! :D


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#15 January 13, 2013 3:03:12 PM

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Re: I'll write a fimfiction for anypony...

And here's your story. If you don't like it, a money-back guarantee is yours. Just so ya know.

For Sausagefanclub
1/13/13
Rainbow Dash was honestly quite sick of muffins. Once, for a year, she bought mini muffins from a store for her morning flights and ate those until she got sick. Another time, when she was living with her father, he had nearly force-fed her muffin mush before she was even close to teething. It wasn’t fun.

But the real reason she was tired of them was a bubbly gray pegasus who would stop at nothing to get her muffins noticed by all of Ponyville. She would corner Caramel Apple on the farm early in the morning. At noon, she was always out near Carrot Top’s herb garden with a not-so-cleverly made muffin booth. In the late afternoon, she was near Rarity’s boutique, while also doing her mailpony duty. But this mare never seemed to get around to delivering the actual mail. No, all the letters and packages were ‘accidentally’ marked RETURN TO SENDER. Instead what came were boxes of muffins. At night Derpy always laid an empty muffin box outside of her house, in hopes that the ‘Muffin Pony’ would come and fill it with new muffins. He never did.

Yes, Derpy Hooves was a different pony in a strange way. But she never seemed to annoy anypony. Everypony, that is, except for the one that hadn’t paid a half-bit for one of her muffins. It was Rainbow Dash that she cornered every single day around 2:00, when Dash was making her rounds with cloudbusting. Derpy would pester and badger Dash about the muffins to no end.

One day Rainbow Dash went home in annoyance, but stopped by Twilight Sparkle’s library first. “Twilight?” she called.

“What? I’m busy—oh, hi Rainbow! What can I do for you?” Twilight said as she saw the cyan pegasus.

“Is there any way to stop somepony from asking the same question over and over, or at least discourage her?”

“I’m not sure, but I’d say it depends on the pony in question. Who is it?”

“Derpy. It’s Derpy.”

“Have you tried asking her at all?”

“Yeah. And then she went all Fluttershy at the Gala. It’s crazy!”

“Meet up with AJ, Rarity, Pinkie, and Fluttershy down at the Plaza, okay? We’ll talk there.”

Later, at the Plaza, the Mane Six were seated around a table. “Derpy, huh? I like her!” Pinkie said.

“Of course you do, Pinkie, you’re just like her!” Rainbow Dash exclaimed.

Pinkie Pie didn’t take this hard, she just kept on smiling like she always did. "If this is about the muffins, darling, you simply must try one,” Rarity said.

“They are pretty spankin’ good,” Applejack said appreciatively.

“Okay, okay, I’ll try one,” Rainbow muttered.

The next day, Rainbow took a muffin and it instantly renewed her love for the snack. Derpy became much more agreeable (with less pestering), and Rainbow agreed to help Derpy with the actual mail. Derpy once put it like this: “She’s the sister I never had!”
What a difference between people a muffin can make.

-FIN-


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#16 January 13, 2013 7:18:30 PM

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Re: I'll write a fimfiction for anypony...

Ending's a tiny bit rushed, but I like it. :)
Nice job.


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#17 January 14, 2013 4:28:14 PM

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Yeah, I agree about the ending, and thanks! ^_^


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#18 January 28, 2013 12:39:59 PM

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I'm still doing this. :P


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#19 February 2, 2013 9:32:42 PM

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Re: I'll write a fimfiction for anypony...

Hardest challenge.

Romance--SpitfireXSoarin'

You knew I would ask. But will you do it?

Last edited by Rehydration (February 2, 2013 9:33:00 PM)


"A regular Friday audience, 90 percent feminine and 100 percent well-bred, sat stoically yesterday through thirty minutes of the most cacophonous world premiere ever heard here - the first performance anywhere of a new Violin Concerto by Arnold Schoenberg. Yesterday's piece combines the best sound effects of a hen yard at feeding time, a brisk morning in Chinatown and practice hour at a busy music conservatory. The effect on the vast majority of hearers is that of a lecture on the fourth dimension delivered in Chinese." -An anonymous Philadelphia Record reviewer, on Schoenberg's Op. 36 Violin Concerto.

"I am delighted to add another unplayable work to the repertoire." -Arnold Schoenberg, on his Op. 36 Violin Concerto.

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#20 February 3, 2013 4:01:58 PM

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:facehoof: Oh Celestia.

...Yes...:razz:


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#21 February 28, 2013 12:09:26 AM

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Re: I'll write a fimfiction for anypony...

Bump.


"A regular Friday audience, 90 percent feminine and 100 percent well-bred, sat stoically yesterday through thirty minutes of the most cacophonous world premiere ever heard here - the first performance anywhere of a new Violin Concerto by Arnold Schoenberg. Yesterday's piece combines the best sound effects of a hen yard at feeding time, a brisk morning in Chinatown and practice hour at a busy music conservatory. The effect on the vast majority of hearers is that of a lecture on the fourth dimension delivered in Chinese." -An anonymous Philadelphia Record reviewer, on Schoenberg's Op. 36 Violin Concerto.

"I am delighted to add another unplayable work to the repertoire." -Arnold Schoenberg, on his Op. 36 Violin Concerto.

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#22 February 28, 2013 2:14:24 AM

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"Will you go out with me?"

The birds, the ponies, even the air was silent. Everyone was staring in shock at the two ponies in blue.

"I mean...please?"

This was vastly unexpected, especially from the apple-pie lover asking the question. The other pony stared at him, befuddled, but didn't say anything for a moment.

The two ponies were members of the Wonderbolts, an elite pegasus team, good for anything from derbies to police forces. The one asking the question was Soarin, a completely blue pony with a dark blue mane usually bespeckled with crumbs from his messy eating. The other pony was a fiery orange-haired mare called Spitfire, captain of the team. That meant this question was dangerous territory.

"But...we get so ticked off at each other...Fleetfoot even thinks I hate you!" Spitfire burst.

"It...was a dare. I have to spend the night with you," Soarin said.

"WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I WOULD?!"

"A...dare?"

Spitfire huffed. "Fine...but only a night.

-:-

That night, Soarin tried to be a good host. They watched two movies, ate popcorn, argued a little, had a flashlight battle, and swapped stories. One such story was Spitfire's horror movie redux. Soarin tried not to listen for fear of being scared, but he did.

"You're kind of cute when you're scared," the mare remarked.

Soarin was stunned.  Cute? Maybe a friend, but he was cute?

Over the course of the night, Soarin found himself becoming closer to Spitfire--not just in a friend way, he was literally scooting closer to her, as if for comfort.

And, do you know what? The two actually decided they liked each other.


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#23 February 28, 2013 2:26:24 AM

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Re: I'll write a fimfiction for anypony...

Liked it. :) Almost loved it, but the ending (again) was a little rushed.
I give 30 bits. :D


"A regular Friday audience, 90 percent feminine and 100 percent well-bred, sat stoically yesterday through thirty minutes of the most cacophonous world premiere ever heard here - the first performance anywhere of a new Violin Concerto by Arnold Schoenberg. Yesterday's piece combines the best sound effects of a hen yard at feeding time, a brisk morning in Chinatown and practice hour at a busy music conservatory. The effect on the vast majority of hearers is that of a lecture on the fourth dimension delivered in Chinese." -An anonymous Philadelphia Record reviewer, on Schoenberg's Op. 36 Violin Concerto.

"I am delighted to add another unplayable work to the repertoire." -Arnold Schoenberg, on his Op. 36 Violin Concerto.

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